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Tupac Is Alive (and Probably Living in Cuba): A Conspiracy, Explained 

On Me Against the World, the 1995 album from Tupac Shakur, the prodigious rapper foretells his death. "I'm having visions of leaving here in a hearse/ God can ya feel me?/ Take me away from all the pressure/ and all the pain/ show me some happiness again," he raps on "So Many Tears." Eighteen months later, while… » 3/31/15 11:11am 42 minutes ago

Model Who Accused Weinstein of Groping Witnessed "Bunga Bunga" Orgies

These Are the Most Brutal Jokes From the Roast of Justin Bieber

Comedy Central's roast of Justin Bieber finally aired Monday night, featuring Kevin Hart, Hannibal Buress, Martha Stewart, Shaq, Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy, and some monkey that wasn't really the one Bieber abandoned in Germany in 2013. All were there to fuel the narrative that if we just burn Justin badly… » 3/31/15 10:35am Today 10:35am

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The New York state government, one of the most corrupt bodies in America, has just passed a tax break for purchasers of yachts costing more than a quarter of a million dollars. "It's about job creation," said one of the many Albany indistinguishable leaders who will, god willing, be marched off to jail one day. » 3/31/15 9:58am Today 9:58am

Manhunt Underway After Armed Prisoner Escapes Virginia Hospital 

Fairfax County, Va. police are searching for an accused, armed bank robber who escaped the Inova Fairfax Medical Campus in Falls Church early Tuesday morning. Wossen "Bicycle Bandit" Assaye is wanted for allegedly robbing 12 banks in Northern Virginia and escaping on his bike. » 3/31/15 9:49am Today 9:49am

Did Zayn Quit One Direction Because He Thinks He Is Drake?

There comes a time in every young man's life when he must strike out on his own. For Aubrey Graham, that time was 2009, when he left the Canadian band Degrassi to become a rapper named Drake. For Zayn Malik, that time was last week, when he quit One Direction to...also become a rapper named Drake? » 3/31/15 9:31am Today 9:31am

Plainclothes NYPD Cop Filmed Screaming His Head Off at Uber Driver 

In cell phone footage sent to the New York Daily News, an alleged plainclothes NYPD cop is seen yelling at an Uber driver in an apparent parking dispute that escalates into the officer shouting xenophobic remarks. » 3/31/15 8:57am Today 8:57am

Indianapolis Star Fights Lunatic Anti-Gay Bill in Blunt Front-Page Stand

In the days since Indiana Governor Mike Pence signed the Religious Freedom Restoration Act last week, an encouraging multitude has stepped forward to denounce the law, which may allow business owners to refuse LGBT customers. That includes unlikely allies like a Republican mayor, several blue state governments, and… » 3/31/15 3:00am Today 3:00am

New Daily Show Host Trevor Noah Offers Six Great Reasons to Never Tweet

If you're a comedian, some, maybe most, of your jokes are going to miss their mark the first time. Luckily, in the real world no one will remember your regrettable Hurricane Katrina pun. Twitter, unfortunately, has a much sharper memory. » 3/31/15 1:30am Today 1:30am

Two Former Feds Accused of Stealing $1.5 Million During Silk Road Bust

Two former federal agents who worked on the 2013 bust of underground drug market Silk Road were charged with multiple felonies this week alleging that the pair used the operation for their own gain, blackmailing defendants and stealing more than $1.5 million worth of bitcoin under the cover of darknet. » 3/31/15 12:52am Today 12:52am

Guy Injured by Pizza Hut Croutons Awarded Fair-Sounding 2,000 Bucks

For obvious reasons, tort reform advocates tend to focus on high-profile cases with punitive damages in the millions of dollars, but what about civil law as experienced by your average schlimazel*? Take, for instance, the case of Everett Chattman, awarded $2,400 after his mouth was fucked up by "excessively hard… » 3/31/15 12:00am Today 12:00am

Sometimes Your Own Worst Enemy Is Yourself

Once upon a time a man started hitting his head against a wall. A passerby asked him, "Why are you hitting your head against that wall?" "Because it feels so... Well, I guess because I don't have a weirdly strong mirror like that cute little goat." » 3/30/15 11:30pm Yesterday 11:30pm

GOP Mayor of Indianapolis Issues Executive Order Defending Gay Rights

In response to Indiana's new, widely criticized "religious freedom" law that may permit discrimination against gays and lesbians, the Republican mayor of the state's largest city signed an executive order reaffirming that businesses receiving city funds could not refuse LGBT customers. » 3/30/15 10:30pm Yesterday 10:30pm

Abandon Hope: Coyotes Now Squatting In New York City's Vacant Buildings

New York is a concrete city populated by humans—for now. But is that a tire screech you hear, or a pack of coyotes howling at the moon, living in your old apartment, lying in wait? New, disturbing evidence out of Queens suggests we're running on borrowed time. » 3/30/15 9:32pm Yesterday 9:32pm

Playboy Mansion Allegedly Built Secret Tunnels for Celebrity Neighbors

Woman Arrested for Killing a Toddler in a Fast Food Restaurant Bathroom

NYPD officers responding to a fast food restaurant in midtown Manhattan today reportedly discovered a gruesome crime scene: a woman smothering a toddler to death. » 3/30/15 6:40pm Yesterday 6:40pm

Cops: Woman Stabbed Boyfriend Because He Ate All of Their Salsa

The snack-provoked crime wave continues in America: One week after a father allegedly shot his son in the butt over an empty orange juice container, a woman in Akron, Ohio, allegedly stabbed her boyfriend in the stomach because he ate all of their salsa. » 3/30/15 6:33pm Yesterday 6:33pm