The Sun Valley "Summer Camp for Billionaires" Is Boring as Hell

Several centuries ago, executives behind the AOL-Time Warner deal met in private at the annual Sun Valley oligarch conference to plot their own demise. To this day, business reporters are still flown to the sleepy Idaho town, hoping something, anything, will happen. But it doesn't. Sun Valley is fucking dull. » 7/11/14 12:51pm Today 12:51pm

George Clooney to Daily Mail: Thanks but No Thanks for the Apology

Earlier this week, George Clooney took to the tabloid USA Today to respond to a story about his fiancé's mother that was published in the tabloid The Daily Mail. The Mail has since removed the story and (sort of) apologized, but Clooney is just not having it. » 7/11/14 12:15pm Today 12:15pm

Teen Girl Reportedly Raped as "Revenge" for Another Rape in India

A 14-year-old girl was reportedly raped Tuesday night in a remote village in the Indian state Jharkhand as "revenge" for another alleged rape. According to New Delhi TV, the self-appointed headman of the village ordered the attack, which was allegedly carried out by a 25-year-old man. » 7/11/14 12:00pm Today 12:00pm

Completely Accurate Emmy Predictions

As the 2014 Emmy Nominations came in yesterday morning I couldn't help but recall each and every Emmy Awards ceremony of yore since I was present for all of them, thanks to wizardry and complicated elixirs. Based on that grand, age-less, lonely knowledge, here are my 100% correct predictions for who will take home… » 7/11/14 11:13am Today 11:13am

Watch Dana Carvey Perform "Choppin' Broccoli" With an Orchestra

Dana Carvey visited The Tonight Show last night and performed his classic "The Lady I Know (Choppin' Broccoli)" with orchestral accompaniment, proving yet again that Jimmy Fallon's "less-talking" plan is working out beautifully. » 7/11/14 10:24am Today 10:24am

Teen World Cup Fan's Hunting Photo May Have Killed Her Modeling Career

It's a been a tough week for blonde teenagers who pose for Facebook photos with dead African animals. First, 19-year-old big-game hunter Kendall Jones had her photos of trophy leopards, elephants and rhinos scrubbed from Facebook after an internet backlash. Now the career of a 17-year-old Belgian model, discovered in… » 7/11/14 10:14am Today 10:14am