A half-mile-wide tornado touched down in Moore, Oklahoma, just south of Oklahoma City, this afternoon. A reporter from local news station KFOR called it "the biggest, most destructive tornado in the history of the world," and estimated it was two to three times the magnitude of the massive tornados that hit Oklahoma in 1999.
Creepy Auction Offers Chance to Be Servant for Downton Abbey Actor
Everyone, from the dandiest Diddy to the poorest party spangler’s daughter loves Downton Abbey. Every week, we gather ‘round our television sets to watch our favorite characters die. “Why can’t I be a servant in the post-Edwardian era?” we cry as we watch the sallow-cheeked wait staff eat up screen time that should be…
Bat Mitzvah Chaperone Unleashes Hell on Schoolkids Over Wayward M&M
A man put in charge of chaperoning a school bus full of Westchester County kids returning from a Bat Mitzvah in Manhattan was recorded going batshit crazy on the 12 and 13-year-old boys in his care after one of them allegedly threw an M&M that nearly struck the driver.
Scientists have finally detected deep-space neutrinos. That and a dollar will get you a Snickers bar.
Talk Show Host Drinks Breast Milk Directly from the Source [NSFW]
Controversial Dutch TV personality Paul de Leeuw shocked some viewers of his primetime family program last week when he turned down an offer to drink mother's milk from a bottle — opting instead to drink it directly from the breast of a female guest.
Despite all the excited shouting, there's nothing particularly cheerful about Yahoo's maternal adoption
Dead California Cop Faces Prison For Rape, Kidnapping
Anthony Nicolas Orban already killed himself in jail, but the justice system isn't done with the evil California cop who abducted a diner waitress at gunpoint and raped her behind a storage shed in a seedy Inland Empire town.
Jann Wenner's Kid Is the New Head of RollingStone.com
Rolling Stone owner Jann Wenner has a knack for picking talent. So we're sure his online staff will give a hearty welcome to their new boss: Jann Wenner's fresh-out-of-college kid.
Mayoral Candidate Charged for Defacing Signs with (Weak) Pussy Joke
It's Pussy versus Butts in a race to the bottom next Election Day in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania's ninth-largest (and capital) city, and a renowned "broke-ass sinkhole of despair
Pistachios Are the Fifth-Best Nut
I like pistachio nuts. In fact, I would say that pistachios are the fifth best variety of nut in the whole wide world.
