The Rob Ford Crackstarter—our crowdfunding campaign to raise enough money to purchase and publish a video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine—has passed $90,000 on its way to our goal of $200,000. And we're adding new perks! (None of them are crack.)
"Sen. James Inhofe (R-Okla.) rejected comparisons between federal aid for [yesterday's tornado] and the Hurricane Sandy relief package he voted against. That was a 'totally different' situation, Inhofe told MSNBC..." Of course it was, James.
Man's 'Ghost Cam' Catches His Wife Having Sex with His Son
A camera set up by a Tasmanian man to record "paranormal activity" in his home instead picked up an extramarital affair between his 28-year-old wife and his 16-year-old son.
Dove Lied to You: You're Not That Pretty After All
In April, Dove Real Beauty campaign launched a saccharine video campaign that indicated that women have low self-confidence and downplay their own beauty. Strangers who described women they had just met to forensic sketch artists described "prettier" versions than the ones described by women talking about themselves. The …
Here Is The Gif to End All Gifs
I'm not a fan of the proliferation of reaction gifs on the internet. Gifs are crutches for people who can't express themselves with words. Also, Gifs frequently cause long, boring debates over the correct pronunciation of "Gif."
The Part-Time Job That Pays $1,122 Per Hour
If you're looking for a job, we highly recommend becoming a corporate board member. The work is easy. The hours are slack. And the pay is absolutely amazing.
Disney Channel Pulls an Episode that Laughs at The Gluten-Free Kid
The Disney Channel just pulled an episode of their show Jessie that makes fun of a child who refuses to eat gluten. In the show, the kid turns down pancakes, and then has pancakes thrown at him while he squeals "gluten!" and scratches his face. One character says to him: "You call me sweetie again, and you'll be eating…
Anti-Gay Marriage Historian Shoots Himself at the Altar of Notre Dame
Dominique Venner, a notable far-right French historian, shot himself in the head
Watch Vera Farmiga's Most Hysterical Freak Outs on Bates Motel
Video above has mildly NSFW for language and a stabbing depiction, so if you're sensitive...
Why Did Obama Make Those Tornadoes? Ask the Tornado Truthers!
If our planet's increasingly extreme weather isn't caused by man-made climate change, then it stands to reason that it's actually caused by man-made supervillains using government technology to take American Freedoms with superstorms like Monday's mile-wide monster tornadoes.
