The Best Pranks and Elaborate Lies You Can Pull at Thanksgiving Dinner

As is the case with every annual holiday, Thanksgiving is a perfect day to take the piss out of your family as repayment for all the years they've been burning you. We are asked to be kind and patient with our kin all year long, so take advantage of the events where you're all gathered together to show them who is in… » 11/24/14 3:24pm 4 minutes ago

90 Day Fiance Is Only Catfish If You Don't Believe In Love

Those 90-Day memories keep accreting in Week Six of TLC's third-most popular show about making terrible life choices, now that a certain human thumb has been dragged offstage forever. This week: Incipient child neglect, imaginary music careers, a tank full of actual sharks, and more. » 11/24/14 3:07pm 21 minutes ago

Report: Gyno Ditches Woman Giving Birth to Fuck Another Patient

The New Mexico Medical Board has suspended Dr. Christopher S. Driskill, calling the doctor "a clear and immediate danger to the public health and safety." The doctor is accused of frequently being drunk at work and having inappropriate relationships with patients, apparently once leaving a woman giving birth… » 11/24/14 3:00pm 29 minutes ago

List of Salaries For Interns Who Can Code Will Burn Your Eyeballs

Earlier today Tiffany Zhong tweeted out a list of "top" offers for undergraduate internships at tech companies. Her use of a single paltry money bag emoji in the caption barely cover$$$$$$$ it. The hospital bill for internal organ corrosion after staring at directly this list will be smaller than what these kids cop… » 11/24/14 2:50pm 38 minutes ago

My Life In The Locker Room: A Female Sportswriter Remembers The Dicks

Originally published June 4, 1992, in the Dallas Observer. Reprinted here with permission from the author, who has also provided an afterword about the response to her story. » 11/24/14 2:44pm 44 minutes ago

'Law and Justice Aren't the Same': Interview With a UVA Rape Survivor

In the history of UVA, only 14 students have ever been found guilty of sexual misconduct. One of these cases was adjudicated in September 2006, while I was attending the school as an undergrad, and—though I didn't know it at the time—in class with the woman (who we'll call Kelly in this interview) who'd spent 10… » 11/24/14 2:10pm Today 2:10pm

Homeland Last Night Was So Fucking Nuts Even for Homeland

While the rumbling of Homeland's return to awesomeness has been increasing for several weeks, it was last night's episode ("Something Else Is Going On") that proved the true test: Putting such a hugely transitional episode just before the Thanksgiving holiday break means pressure to carry that momentum across the next… » 11/24/14 1:54pm Today 1:54pm

Woman Allegedly Kills Herself While Waving Gun She Bought for Ferguson

With the Darren Wilson decision on the horizon and the possibility of renewed unrest in Ferguson, paranoid Missourians are buying lots and lots of guns. In a story that sounds too pat to be true, one such new firearm owner allegedly accidentally killed herself over the weekend while waving her gun and saying "we're… » 11/24/14 1:45pm Today 1:45pm