Tyga Sent a Photo of His Dick To Someone Who Isn't Kylie Jenner

Bad news for Kylie Jenner: not only are you dating Tyga, a widely mocked rapper who had to release his recent album for free because nobody wanted to hear it, but your widely mocked rapper boyfriend is sending dick pics to people who are not you—including a transgender actress named Mia Isabella, who has gone ahead… » 7/07/15 5:26pm 55 minutes ago

Subway Suspends Relationship With Jared Fogle Following Child-Porn Raid

Hours after his home was raided by the FBI as part of a child pornography investigation, Subway and Jared Fogle “have mutually agreed to suspend their relationships,” according to a statement from the sandwich chain. http://gawker.com/report-agents-... » 7/07/15 5:15pm Today 5:15pm

Subway Won't Say if Jared Can Still Use His Sandwich "Black Card"

American fast-food brand Subway is already making a great show of distancing itself from its mascot of 17 years, Jared Fogle, after Fogle’s home was raided in a child porn investigation. But is the sandwich chain hitting Fogle where it counts? Is Jared Fogle still using his sandwiches-for-life “Subway black card”? » 7/07/15 5:00pm Today 5:00pm

Naked Woman Wanders Into Wawa, Foolishly Leaves Empty-Handed

To cap an exciting holiday weekend, one where we celebrated both our nation’s independence and our women’s soccer team’s World Cup win, some chose to prove they turned up in bigger ways than others. Going to work wildly hungover is one way to do that, while entering a Wawa nude at 6 a.m. on Monday morning is another. » 7/07/15 4:50pm Today 4:50pm

What Do Women Want? To Have Sex with Their Stepbrothers

Nestled inside the top sellers list on Amazon, between the James Patterson pot-boilers, the ubiquitous de-cluttering manifesto, and various forgettable beach reads, is the answer to what women really want: in short, to fuck their stepbrothers. For months now, self-published stepsibling romance novels have become a… » 7/07/15 4:40pm Today 4:40pm

Subway Scrambles to Remove Jared From Website Following Child-Porn Raid

Following an FBI raid on Jared “Subway Jared” Fogle’s Indiana home Tuesday, Subway appears to be subtly cutting ties with its human mascot. TMZ reports that Subway has removed pages dedicated to “Jared’s Journey” of weight loss, and to Fogle’s childhood obesity charity, from its website. » 7/07/15 4:30pm Today 4:30pm

Hacker Who Crippled Xbox Live Convicted of 50,700 Counts, Dodges Prison

The devious, brazen Finnish hacker who ruined Christmas ‘14 just got the book thrown at him in his homeland’s court: 17-year-old Julius Kivimaki was sentenced today to a two-year suspended sentence.http://gawker.com/alleged-christ... » 7/07/15 4:20pm Today 4:20pm

Lawyer: Killer Escapee Gave Tillie Pills to "Incapacitate" Her Husband

According to CNN, the big-dicked killer escapee Richard Matt gave his lover and supervisor Joyce “Tillie” Mitchell more than just companionship and a beautiful painting: he also gave her pills to “incapacitate” her husband, who the pair were planning on murdering. http://gawker.com/prison-worker-... » 7/07/15 4:10pm Today 4:10pm

Harry Shearer Is Returning to The Simpsons

Good news for fans of past-their-prime sitcoms: Harry Shearer will return to The Simpsons next season. Shearer, who voiced Mr. Burns, Flanders, Skinner, and others, announced on Twitter in May that he was leaving the show over a contract dispute that appears to have been resolved. » 7/07/15 2:35pm Today 2:35pm

Read Laura Prepon's Insane Interview In Scientology's Celebrity Magazine

Celebrity Magazine is the celebrity magazine of choice for Scientologists everywhere. A recent issue features a lengthy interview with longtime believer Laura Prepon, pictured above at a Scientology Christmas event, who talks unguardedly about the religion/cult in a manner that is usually shrouded from outsiders. » 7/07/15 2:26pm Today 2:26pm

From former Gawker writer Maureen O’Connor, here is a perfect interview with Rob Shuter, the celebrity PR guy who handled Ben Affleck’s last breakup (with the other Jen). Shuter spills the tea about all his former clients, including Jessica Simpson, who he says dated the biggest publicity whore of all: John Mayer. … » 7/07/15 2:24pm Today 2:24pm

Box Office Bomb 54 Is Resurrected as a Bisexual Antihero Character Study

In the summer of 1998, Mark Christopher’s 54 landed in theaters with a dull thud. Despite a cast of then-hot stars like Neve Campbell, Mike Myers, and Ryan Phillippe, and the fact that it arrived at a time of peak ’70s nostalgia (thanks in part to specials like VH1’s Behind the Music), the film grossed a paltry $6.6… » 7/07/15 2:19pm Today 2:19pm