Joni Mitchell Hospitalized in Intensive Care Unit

According to reports, singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell was hospitalized in the intensive care unit Tuesday after someone found her unconscious at her home in Los Angeles. » 3/31/15 11:18pm 4 minutes ago

Walmart CEO Condemns Arkansas "Religious Freedom" Bill, Calls for Veto

On Tuesday, the Arkansas legislature passed a near-copy of Indiana's widely criticized "religious freedom" bill—believed by many to allow discrimination against gays and lesbians—drawing staunch criticism from an unexpected source: Walmart. » 3/31/15 10:30pm 52 minutes ago

Getty Oil Heir Found Dead in Suspicious Scene Involving Rectal Injury

Law enforcement officers have reportedly detained the former girlfriend of Andrew Rork Getty, an heir to the Getty Oil fortune who was discovered dead Tuesday "under suspicious circumstances" apparently involving a serious rectal injury. » 3/31/15 9:29pm Today 9:29pm

I Can't Stop Looking at This Lamb With a Deformed Old Man's Face

Look at this creepy lamb reportedly born in a village in Dagestan earlier this month. Described by some as the "anti-Christ" and others as an "old man," the deformed baby sheep has terrified everyone who's laid eyes on it. » 3/31/15 8:14pm Today 8:14pm

Pennsylvania Man Killed By His Dead Mother-In-Law

A Pennsylvania man who basically died at the hands of his dead mother-in-law Monday will reportedly be laid to rest this week "right in front" of the spot where she killed him. » 3/31/15 7:30pm Today 7:30pm

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Spring Finally Acts Normal as Severe T'storms Threaten U.S. All Week

It looks like nature is finally catching up with the calendar, as the southern and central portions of the United States are facing a risk for severe thunderstorms every day through Friday. Unfortunately for residents and vehicles alike, April promises to be more active than this underwhelming March. » 3/31/15 5:54pm Today 5:54pm

Wood, Citrus, Lattes, Feet, Twine, Repeat: The Kinfolk Kinspiracy Code

On the one hand, Kinfolk is a lifestyle magazine founded by a small circle of friends that is designed to help you live your best life, full of warm pie and soft colors. On the other hand, Kinfolk is a constipated manual for minimalist try-hards and mushroom foragers, full of photographs of obsessively staged… » 3/31/15 5:35pm Today 5:35pm

Prosecutor, Two Gunmen Killed During Shootout at Turkish Courthouse

A Turkish prosecutor and the two gunmen holding him hostage were killed today after police stormed a courthouse in Istanbul. Prosecutor Mehmet Selim Kiraz was shot three times in the head and twice in the body, according to Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan. » 3/31/15 5:27pm Today 5:27pm

500 Days of Kristin, Day 65: Kristin Has Never Been Personally Affected

In addition to designing jewelry, writing her forthcoming self-help book Balancing on Heels, and promoting a "natural" lifestyle by declining to vaccinate her children, Kristin Cavallari is—according to Kristin—active in her husband Jay Cutler's charitable foundation. She revealed this Kristin fact in an interview » 3/31/15 5:10pm Today 5:10pm

There Is Wisdom Behind Mine Eyes, Spake Justin Bieber

The campaign to humanize Justin Bieber continues. Is it going well? Not exactly. I guess it depends on how you feel about Justin Bieber already, but to be honest, sometimes it's hard to figure out what he's even talking about. Examine: » 3/31/15 5:02pm Today 5:02pm

The Private Email Spook Behind Hillary's Secret Spy Network

Over the last week we've been writing about a series of deeply suspicious emails sent by former journalist and Clinton family adviser-fixer-creep Sidney Blumenthal. Blumenthal is well-known in political and media circles—but despite his apparent power, he's unknown outside of D.C. and New York. Let's get to know… » 3/31/15 4:30pm Today 4:30pm

Who Is Dumber, Democrats or Republicans? 

Here in the liberal media, we all like to joke, in our little liberal elite cabal, about how dumb Republicans are. And Republicans sure are dumb! But are they dumber than Democrats? » 3/31/15 4:23pm Today 4:23pm

Blackwater Is Still Getting Rich Screwing Up Our War on Afghan Drugs

The logo and the company name change, but business stays the same. The mercenary syndicate formerly known as Blackwater has raked in more than half a billion dollars from U.S. contracts to thoroughly fail at stemming the terrorist-supported trade in Afghan opium, according to a new government report. » 3/31/15 4:06pm Today 4:06pm

The Passion of the Bieber: A Star Attempts to Resurrect His Career

This week, Holy Week, we ponder the life of a man who was born to an unwed teen mother and a carpenter father. A man who started with very little, but whose followers would go on to change the world. A man who knew how to get down with hookers, who was betrayed and tortured by his own people. A nobody who became a… » 3/31/15 4:04pm Today 4:04pm

Cruel Winds Tear Through Western Europe Causing Damage, Ruining Hairdos

For the past 36 hours, hurricane-force winds have raked through western Europe as a result of a strong low pressure system crashing ashore in Denmark. The strong winds are causing widespread damage, knocking out power, and interrupting hundreds of flights at some of the busiest airports in the world. » 3/31/15 3:17pm Today 3:17pm

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Are You the Shitbag Who Straight Up Axe-Murdered This Tree? 

A crazy thing to do is kill another person. A less crazy thing to do is to take an axe to a tree in the Upper West Side and deplete it of the nutrients it needs to survive. The latter, however, is still a bad and terrible way to release your anger, so if it was you—own up! » 3/31/15 2:45pm Today 2:45pm

Parents of Clemson Frat Pledge Allege He Died Over McDonald's Breakfast

Nearly six months after Tucker Hipps—a Sigma Phi Epsilon pledge at Clemson University—was found floating under a bridge in a lake near campus after being reported missing by his frat brothers, the circumstances of his death remain cloudy. But in a $25 million wrongful death lawsuit filed yesterday, his parents… » 3/31/15 2:43pm Today 2:43pm

Report: Terrifying Final Seconds of Germanwings Flight Captured on Video

French magazine Paris Match and German newspaper Bild have reportedly obtained a cell phone video taken during the final seconds of doomed Germanwings Flight 9525. According to the publications, cries of "My god!" can be heard in several languages before screaming intensifies and then, following a loud bang, silence. » 3/31/15 2:31pm Today 2:31pm

Live Your Best Life by Entering to Win a $150 Visa Gift Card

2015 is the year of the sheep, and there's no better herd to follow than the Live Your Best Lifers! There they are, going to yoga brunch and tweeting the lyrics to "No Scrubs" in that nostalgic-for-the-90s-even-though-1999-doesn't-really-count kinda way. But that version of Best Life seems alien to you, doesn't it? A… » 3/31/15 11:21am Today 11:21am