Eight Things That Should Get You Banned From Dating Naked

VH1's Dating Naked is a reality dating show where two naked-ass people go on a date with each other. Then they each date two more naked people, and all of them hang out between dates in a resort that's presumably lousy with butt prints. At the end of three days, the two contestants must decide who they want to… » 8/22/14 1:42pm 3 minutes ago

What I've Learned from Two Years Collecting Data on Police Killings

A few days ago, Deadspin's Kyle Wagner began to compile a list of all police-involved shootings in the U.S. He's not the only one to undertake such a project: D. Brian Burghart, a writer for the Reno News & Review, has been attempting a crowdsourced national database of deadly police violence. We asked Brian to write… » 8/22/14 1:25pm 21 minutes ago

Harry Reid Makes Fun of Asians at Asian Chamber of Commerce Meeting

At a meeting of the Las Vegas Asian Chamber of Commerce yesterday, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid thought he'd try out a couple of jokes. About Asians. "I don't think you're smarter than anybody else, but you've convinced a lot of us you are," he said at the end of his speech. The audience laughed politely. » 8/22/14 1:10pm 36 minutes ago

A Walmart Manager Describes Walmart's Mismanagement

Last week, we received an email from a current Walmart manager in Oklahoma asking to share his story. Below is his description of the policies that America's largest employer uses to pit managers against low-level employees, for the benefit of the richest family in America. » 8/22/14 12:51pm 55 minutes ago

White People Have Thoughts About Ferguson, Too

Because journalism has to be objective, the New York Times' Campbell Robertson intrepidly went to a white area of St. Louis to get white peoples' opinions of Ferguson, as they have been so egregiously missing from the boiling national debate about race relations in America since Michael Brown's death two weeks ago. » 8/22/14 12:15pm Today 12:15pm

Your End-of-August Cocktail Is A Lemon Rosemary Vodka Fizz

It's August. If you are reading this it is because you are stuck at work while your friends are off at their "lake houses" and "beach trips." The news, domestic and international, is awful. You need to relax. You need a cool beverage to relax. Allow me to suggest that the optimal beverage is a lemon rosemary vodka… » 8/22/14 12:01pm Today 12:01pm

Cheap Bastard Ends 10 Hours of Starbucks Customers "Paying it Forward"

If you are interested in buying a stranger their coffee (in exchange for another stranger buying yours), then you should go to the Starbucks on Tyrone Boulevard in St. Petersburg, Fla. This past Wednesday, nearly 400 people "paid it forward" and bought the coffee order for the person behind them in the drive thru… » 8/22/14 11:45am Today 11:45am

Horny Old Ladies Describe Sex With Younger Man

"I got into doing gang bangs in 2008," says Shirley, 78, in the NSFW clip above. "I've done 14 of 'em since then. Each one is better than the last one." She then opens her shirt to reveal a tattoo on her breast (that's the real NSFW part of the video). I'm not going to tell you what it says because I want you to… » 8/22/14 11:36am Today 11:36am

50 Cent Now Challenging Mayweather to Read Cat in the Hat on Kimmel

50 Cent just found another gear in his ongoing, transcendent Instagram trolling of his former BFF, boxing champ Floyd Mayweather. After offering to donate $750,000 to any charity if Mayweather could read a page of Harry Potter, 50 has upped the ante by arranging for him to do it on national television. » 8/22/14 11:07am Today 11:07am

Cool Teacher Fired for Playing Sixth Graders Beyoncé's "Drunk in Love"

Atlanta Public Schools fired a sixth grade teacher this week for playing her class Beyoncé and Jay Z's eternal classic, "Drunk in Love." According to the administrators' complaint against Ms. Nikki Turner, "This song contained profanity, vulgarity, and sexually explicit lyrics. This song is not [in] alignment with… » 8/22/14 11:00am Today 11:00am

Your End-of-August Cocktail Is A Lemon Rosemary Vodka Fizz

It's August. If you are reading this it is because you are stuck at work while your friends are off at their "lake houses" and "beach trips." The news, domestic and international, is awful. You need to relax. You need a cool beverage to relax. Allow me to suggest that the optimal beverage is a lemon rosemary vodka… » 8/22/14 11:30am Today 11:30am