Whiny Harvard Student Gets Skewered In Devastating Email

In the old days, disputes between Harvard students were settled one of three ways: pistols at dawn, a scullerman's joust, or trial by mayonnaise. Things have changed, though, and now the distinguished men of Harvard engage in combat like most millennials do: by sending unbearably long emails to each other that… » 3/03/15 12:13pm 12 minutes ago

What is "everyone" talking about right now? "Everyone" is talking about Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu address to congress about Iran's nuclear ambitions, which is happening as I post. If you want to learn more about the speech, read here. If you want to discuss the speech as it happens, use this space. » 3/03/15 11:46am 39 minutes ago

Perfect Women Walked

Two perfect women were seen walking yesterday in SoHo, one week after they were seen kissing. According to PageSix, they were later spotted at Queen of the Night, where they "snuck off to the bathroom during dinner and slow-danced at the end of the show." At one point, they shared a chair. » 3/03/15 10:56am Today 10:56am

SNL Cut Christian Grey's New and Improved Red Room for Time

The stars of Fifty Shades of Grey have signed on for the sequel, Fifty Shades Darker—how could they not, with all the fun they're having? (And by "fun," I mean "money")—which will eventually be delivered to a fanbase hungry for wilder, kinkier shit. Like what? Well, the Saturday Night Live writers had some ideas, but… » 3/03/15 10:19am Today 10:19am

Chapel Hill Shooter Obsessively Photographed Couple's Parking Spots 

After prosecutors announced Monday that they intend to seek the death penalty for Craig Hicks, the 46-year-old who shot and killed three Muslim students in an apartment near UNC-Chapel Hill, new details of the shooter's obsessive nature emerge. » 3/03/15 9:35am Today 9:35am

Teen Kennedy Loses Her Shit at a Club: "I Am a Kennedy, Google Me"

Nineteen-year-old Kyra Kennedy, daughter of RFK, Jr., was somehow not let into a 21+ club this weekend. I mean, can you literally even...no! This is crazy. Page Six reports that Lava at the Turning Stone Resort Casino in Verona, New York—described on its website as a "pulsating danceclub"—wouldn't admit Kyra even… » 3/03/15 9:15am Today 9:15am

Who's the Man? How Being Versatile in Bed Is a Way of Life

A few weekends ago, a straight male friend and I were discussing the straight world's squeamishness about gay sex. I told him something I find myself saying a lot these days: hearing about sex that differs from the kind you have shouldn't be a traumatic experience and furthermore, such information is not a threat to… » 3/03/15 9:00am Today 9:00am

LAPD Chief: Evidence Shows Man Grabbed Gun Before Police Shooting

Speaking at a press conference on Monday, Los Angeles Police Chief Charlie Beck defended the officers who shot a homeless man to death on the city's skid row yesterday, offering visual evidence he says supports their version of what he called "an extreme tragedy." » 3/02/15 8:00pm Yesterday 8:00pm

Tiaras, Toe-sucking & Squidgy: How British Media Took Over the World

The British Isles have brought many innovations into the world: tea time, reality TV singing competitions, imperialism. And, of course, scandal. Between inventing and refining the art of tabloid journalism, and providing homegrown material for the papers in the form of the royal family, it's clear that the British… » 3/02/15 4:00pm Yesterday 4:00pm