2 Dead, 5 Missing After Small Plane Crashes at Wichita Airport 

A small plane has crashed into a building at Wichita's Mid-Continent Airport. According to KSN, a Beechcraft King Air plane lost one of its engines during takeoff and crashed into a two-story building attempting to return to the runway. One person has been reported critically injured; 10 people are unaccounted for. » 10/30/14 12:03pm 16 minutes ago

Farrah Abraham Dressed Up as Frozen's Elsa to Sell Molds of Her Asshole

Teen mom, sex novelist, and frozen yogurt salesman Farrah Abraham had the bright idea to dress up like Elsa from Disney's Frozen to hawk molds of her vagina and asshole at Hustler in Hollywood this week. Happy Halloween, these photos are spooky as hell! » 10/30/14 11:51am 28 minutes ago

Airlines Are Pursuing a Business Strategy of Torturing Passengers

Some years ago, the airline industry set itself on the path towards its current record profits by shrinking seats more, and more, and more. What does the future hold for airlines? More shrinking seats. » 10/30/14 11:42am 37 minutes ago

GOP Rallies Florida Voters by Calling Campus Rape Culture a "Lie"

Florida Republicans organized a get-out-the-vote rally in Sarasota Tuesday night to help tip a tight governor's race in conservative Rick Scott's favor. First, the 700 ralliers heard from Bobby Jindal. Then, they applauded a right-wing radio host who called rape culture "nonsense" from "the feminist left." » 10/30/14 11:35am 43 minutes ago

The Mayor Discovers a Fondness for Prostitutes on Nashville

Nashville mayor Teddy Conrad is trying VERY hard to be a cool parent. And really, what says "cool dad" more than leaving your daughters to fend for themselves as you cultivate a relationship with your future blackmailer, skinnydip with prostitutes, and ignore their calls for help? » 10/30/14 11:16am Today 11:16am

Staten Island Paper: We'll Endorse This Asshole, But We Won't Like It

The Staten Island Advance was presented with a tough choice in its district's upcoming House race. Michael Grimm, the incumbent, was indicted on federal fraud charges and once threatened to throw a reporter off a balcony. Domenic Recchia, his challenger, seems even dumber than him. Apparently, neither has ever read a… » 10/30/14 11:08am Today 11:08am

You Suck Ass Drake: A Taxonomy of Thirsty Celebrity Instagram Comments

Alongside your selfies and sunsets, beneath your puppy pics and above your cat closeups, there exists a world where the extraordinary and ordinary commingle. A world where princes are treated like paupers and paupers act like princes. A world where, if Beyoncé would just plsss scroll down, you'd be able to properly… » 10/30/14 11:00am Today 11:00am

AHHHH: Natalie Wood's Ghost Possibly Haunting Her Former Boat

The investigation into Natalie Wood's death was reopened in 2011, and in 2012 her death certificate was amended to list her cause of death as "drowning and other undetermined factors." The "undetermined factors" (Robert Wagner, Christopher Walken) still have yet to be determined, mostly because police have yet to… » 10/30/14 10:48am Today 10:48am

"The Milk Sprayer" Blasts Your Face With Breast Milk Before Robbing You

German police are currently on the bizarre case of woman who allegedly abets robberies by spraying people with breast milk, distracting them while others apparently steal money. The woman, dubbed "The Milk Sprayer" by police (really!), recently hit a Darmstadt pharmacy , blasting two employees. » 10/30/14 10:35am Today 10:35am

No One Bought Kendall and Kylie Jenner's Terrible Dystopian Sci-Fi Novel

A nice lesson for teenage Kardashian daughters Kendall and Kylie Jenner might be that it's fun to explore your passions without consideration for subsequent monetary gain. Perhaps that's the takeaway from the news that the teens' dystopian sci-fi novel, Rebels: City of Indra, sold approximately 0 copies. » 10/30/14 9:56am Today 9:56am

American Horror Story: Freak Show's Deadliest Episode Yet

Two shocking deaths, two pre-pedophiliac dwarves, one failed suicide, and a Weimar Republic-era snuff film—this has been a relatively sleepy, Sirkian season of American Horror Story. But not last night. We learned: What is Elsa's deal, what is Twisty's deal, and how long puppy play has been a thing, basically. » 10/30/14 9:22am Today 9:22am

The Best Restaurant in New York Is: The Empire State Building

Rich: Everything leading up to our meal at STATE Grill and Bar at the Empire State Building was so pleasant. The woman who called to confirm our reservation pronounced my last name right with no prompting. The greeting I received upon entering the actual Empire State Building was a jolly "WELCOME TO THE EMPIRE STATE… » 10/30/14 9:00am Today 9:00am

Report: Teresa Giudice Blew $10k On 13-Year-Old Daughter's Music Video

Real Housewife of New Jersey Teresa Giudice is heading to prison in January for bankruptcy, mail, and wire fraud. But it's nice to see that's not stopping her from giving up the habit that got her and husband Joe in trouble in the first place: spending exorbitant sums of money on dumb shit. » 10/30/14 8:31am Today 8:31am

This Could Be the Year You Quit Wasting 91,980 Minutes Behind the Wheel

Each year the average American spends 1,533 hours driving a car — 64 full days of getting from point A to point B. That's equivalent to watching every episode of Breaking Bad 32.6 times (don't put it past me). As a driver, it's your duty to own this potential, and lots of car companies are already willing to help you… » 10/30/14 12:00pm 19 minutes ago

You Suck Ass Drake: A Taxonomy of Thirsty Celebrity Instagram Comments

Alongside your selfies and sunsets, beneath your puppy pics and above your cat closeups, there exists a world where the extraordinary and ordinary commingle. A world where princes are treated like paupers and paupers act like princes. A world where, if Beyoncé would just plsss scroll down, you'd be able to properly… » 10/30/14 11:00am Today 11:00am