Report: The Obama Administration Is Corrupt as Fuck

Today the New York Times published an incredible, and incredibly detailed, account of unrestrained favor-trading within the Obama administration. In a nut: The president’s cabinet, including the State Department under Hillary Clinton, suspended travel bans placed on certain Ecuadorian nationals who committed fraud… » 12/17/14 3:45pm 10 minutes ago

Kennedys Break Silence Re: Miley Cyrus Banging Patrick Schwarzenegger

We finally have an official decree from America's royal family on the matter of one Miley Cyrus dating and partying at Art Basel with 21-year-old sort-of Kennedy Patrick Schwarzenegger. The formal word came from Rory Kennedy, daughter of the late Bobby Kennedy and first cousin of Patrick's mother, Maria Shriver. » 12/17/14 3:35pm 20 minutes ago

Guess How Much Pizza Jennifer Lawrence Ordered

Jennifer Lawrence loves pizza, I bet. She seems like the type: chill, fun, etc. But how much pizza did she order one time recently, while she was hanging out with a purported new beau as, I can only guess, someone looked on from the bushes in order to report the event to the Daily News? If you had to guess? » 12/17/14 3:12pm 43 minutes ago

Hackers Win: The Interview Is Basically Canceled Across America

Yesterday morning, anonymous hackers posted an extremely vague threat of violence against cinemas that choose to run The Interview, a Sony Pictures film that might be the cause of their recent hacker troubles. Today, reports indicate the $44 million movie is pretty much called off. » 12/17/14 2:56pm 59 minutes ago

The 10 Best And 10 Worst Science Fiction And Fantasy Movies Of 2014

This was a weird year for movies. The box office was weak, but also, most films didn't deserve love or hate. They were just... okay. But the genre movies that did stand out were either brilliant experiments, or horrible misfires. Here are the 10 best and 10 worst science fiction and fantasy movies of 2014. » 12/17/14 2:45pm Today 2:45pm

Sad Man Lures Brave Young Woman Into Free Round-The-World Vacation

Last month, a Canadian real-estate bro named Jordan Axani went on Reddit to explain that his girlfriend had broken up with him, leaving their "fairly wicked trip around the world for Christmas" in limbo. The plane tickets didn't require passport verification, and could thus be used by any resident of Canada named… » 12/17/14 2:30pm Today 2:30pm

Bells Ring in Havana as U.S. and Cuba Plan to Finally End the Cold War

President Obama announced today the United States is establishing full diplomatic relations with Cuba, ending more than a half-century of official hostility. "To the Cuban people, America extends a hand of friendship," Obama said during a nationally televised press conference this afternoon. » 12/17/14 2:20pm Today 2:20pm

"Unedited Footage of a Bear" Is the Weirdest Adult Swim Infomercial Yet

In its goofiness and free-association, Adult Swim's 4 a.m. Infomercials series feels tailor-made to late nights spent with too much weed. "Unedited Footage of a Bear," the latest installment of the series that "Too Many Cooks" made famous, feels more akin to bath salts. » 12/17/14 1:51pm Today 1:51pm

Jamie Dornan's Wild, Sexy Night at the Sex Dungeon

You know how whenever you go to a sex dungeon you're always like, "Come on, guys, I know I'm not paying for this, but I am expecting a show"? Well, you're not going to believe this, but Jamie Dornan thought that exact thing when he went to a sex dungeon. For work! » 12/17/14 1:42pm Today 1:42pm

Man Shoots Texas TV Meteorologist in News Station's Parking Lot

A man shot and wounded a central Texas television meteorologist in the news station's parking lot as he left the building after this morning's broadcast. The station, KCEN in Waco and Killeen, reports that morning show meteorologist Patrick Crawford was in the parking lot when a man came up to him and "exchanged… » 12/17/14 1:31pm Today 1:31pm

Anna Kendrick Knows a Dildo When She Sees One, And That Is a Furry Dildo

If you try to slip anything past famous masturbation comedian Anna Kendrick, she is going to call you on your bullshit. That's what David Letterman learned when Kendrick felt compelled to point out that a cat toy that appeared earlier in the Late Show was really a furry dildo in disguise. » 12/17/14 12:15pm Today 12:15pm

What I Read This Year: Lucas Mann

I have been trying to find a link within the books that I loved this year. There's nothing overt in subject or voice, but in retrospect, I think I gravitated toward books that forced me to slow down. This might be (is) grand bathroom psychologizing, but I think this has something to do with the fact that 2014 has been… » 12/17/14 12:11pm Today 12:11pm

Colbert Report Gets a New Name and a New Sponsor for Final Episodes

With the Colbert Report coming to an end, Stephen Colbert can do whatever the hell he wants, including selling the naming rights to the show to his new beverage sponsor, Dewar's Scotch. If you liked the Colbert Report, you'll love the ColbDewar's Repewars. Especially the new open, which Colbert cannot stop laughing at. » 12/17/14 11:10am Today 11:10am