Thursday Night TV Is a Girl That Merely Looks Like a Cat

Tonight it's either two hours of aliens or two hours of dorks, Maria Menounos figures out some stuff that's been bugging her, Big Brother continues into its perennial shitter past the halfway point, a heartwarming story about Jamaica is related, and we make some guesses as to Nicole Richie's whole deal. » 8/28/14 6:23pm Today 6:23pm

Here's What Happens When White People Move Into Your Neighborhood

We used to have white flight. Now, in city centers, we have something that one policy researcher calls white infill. So what happens when a bunch of white people start moving in? The changes are a lot more profound than getting a new Starbucks on the corner. » 8/28/14 6:14pm Today 6:14pm

NBA Player Spreads Dumb Hoax About a "Real Life Purge"

Fueled by a potent mix of ignorance and teenage boredom, rumors of an upcoming "purge" raced across the country last week, with just about every major American city named as a target. A purge, in case you're not familiar, is the eponymous night of terror from 2013's The Purge, a dystopian horror-thriller where » 8/28/14 6:07pm Today 6:07pm

Outflow Boundaries Are Some of the Coolest Weather Features Around

One of the nicest things about summer is a nearby afternoon thunderstorm. The storm bubbles up on the horizon and a few minutes later you get a nice gust of cool, refreshing wind. This gust of wind is called an "outflow boundary," and it's one of the most interesting weather phenomena there is. » 8/28/14 5:58pm Today 5:58pm

Kirk Cameron Saves Christmas From “Seasons Greetings” in New Trailer

Kirk Cameron, one of God's favorite Earth angels, straps on his little wing armor and floats to the Christmas battlefield in the new trailer for his upcoming film Saving Christmas. The devils at YouTube will even let you watch this one! » 8/28/14 5:50pm Today 5:50pm

Man Tased By Police While Picking Up Kids: "The Problem Is I'm Black"

In January, a St. Paul, Minn., father was tased and arrested by police while waiting in a public seating area to pick his kids up from school. His video of the disturbing encounter just surfaced this week—in the description on YouTube, he says the phone he used to record it was confiscated until months after the… » 8/28/14 5:42pm Today 5:42pm

Lawyer Who Represented CIA "Torturers" to Redact Senate Torture Report

Bob Litt is general counsel for the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, but not too long ago, according to the Washington Post, he was the defense lawyer for a CIA agent accused of the 2003 rendition and brutalization of an innocent German national. Should he redact the Senate's CIA Torture Report? » 8/28/14 5:34pm Today 5:34pm

This Is the Best Video Yet of Kanye West Cursing Out a DJ

A few weeks ago we brought you the story of Million Dollar Mano, Kanye West's one-time tour DJ who was supposedly fired by the rapper for being egregiously inept at his job of queueing up songs. Well, yesterday a new video of Kanye cursing out at another DJ was discovered, and it might be the funniest one yet. » 8/28/14 5:27pm Today 5:27pm

Apple Store Guards Stage Sit-In Demanding Higher Wages

Silicon Valley's top tech firms are infamous for paying their help borderline-poverty wages, including private security. Today, some of Apple's retail and corporate guards protested their low pay at the company's flagship shop in San Francisco. » 8/28/14 5:18pm Today 5:18pm

God Almighty Sent Blake Lively a Bee Attack for Her Birthday

With our imperfect knowledge and limited faculties constrained, as they are, by the hedges of time and space, we cannot "know," in the narrow, popularly-used sense of the word, which of the Ten Commandments Blake Lively violated that prompted God to turn her birthday into a bee hell, but it was probably 9. » 8/28/14 5:05pm Today 5:05pm

Movies and TV Leaving Netflix This Weekend

Melissa and Hambone are up to it again! This Labor Day Weekend all they want to do is squeeze the last of the Flix juice from the Net rind, or else what is their $8.65 a month even for? They delight in destruction; the gleam in Hambone's eyes says, "I want to see it when these movies vanish from Netflix. The actual… » 8/28/14 4:55pm Today 4:55pm