Memorial Day means many things to many people. It is almost summer, it is a time to drink, there are sales in the hellish big box stores, etc. But mostly, it is a time to solemnly remember military personnel who died while on active duty. Stop interviewing old veterans, lamestream media. It's not their day!
Warrant Issued for Rapper Who Probably Faked His Own Death
In February, rap magazine The Source reported that 46-year-old Bronx rapper Tim Dog had died from "a seizure following a long bout with diabetes." But now a warrant for his arrest has been issued, following increasing evidence that Tim "Tim Dog" Blair faked his own death to escape thousands of dollars in debt.
In anticipation of Sofia Coppola's upcoming movie The Bling Ring, Vice's Mitchell Sunderland sat down with Alexis Neiers to find out if she really did wear four-inch Bebe kitten heels to court. The interview is wonderful. Read it, you C-U-N-T.
Scientists have measured all the light released in the universe since the Big Bang. Everyone take Monday off.
Jason Sudeikis Still Doesn't Know Whether He Will Return to SNL
When asked on hardball investigative show the View whether he would return to Saturday Night Live in the fall, Jason Sudeikis tried to evade the question. Eventually he cracked under all the pressure and answered that he has no idea whether he will return to play the show's resident normal Dad, Devil, Joe Biden,…
Boyfriend and Girlfriend Stab Each Other Over American Idol Winner
An argument between a Pennsylvania couple over which American Idol finalist deserved to win the contest escalated quickly, resulting in a knife fight that left the pair bloodied and behind bars.
Leonardo DiCaprio Will Escort You to His Home in Outer Space for $4M
On Thursday night, three people came one giant leap closer to making their dream of dying alongside Leonardo DiCaprio a reality, when they paid a combined $3.8 million to travel with him into space on a Virgin Galactic voyage.
It's Cool; Amanda Bynes Just Told a Judge Her Bong Was 'a Vase'
The New York Post just released this image of America's Darkest Timeline Amanda Bynes, taken in court earlier today. TMZ reports that Bynes told a judge the (alleged) bong she threw out of her window last night was "just a vase." The judge scheduled Bynes' court date for July and released her into a taxi and her gray New …
Rocky Horror Picture Show icon Tim Curry, 67, is currently recovering from a major stroke he suffered Thursday night. His agent reports that he is "doing great" and is "in great humor."
