ISIS Militants Bulldoze and Ransack Ancient City of Nimrud 

In another assault on Iraq's cultural legacy, Islamic State militants reportedly destroyed the remains of the ancient Assyrian city of Nimrud Thursday, an attack Iraq's tourism and antiquities ministry says "defy the will of the world and the feelings of humanity." » 3/06/15 9:07am 43 minutes ago

Leonardo and Rihanna, Make Up Your Minds Already, Damn

Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, and Rihanna, VIVA GLAM Rihanna™ model, have been fucking with us for months. What's up, guys? Come on. » 3/05/15 5:56pm Yesterday 5:56pm

Looks Like Samantha Bee's Not Taking Over the Daily Show Either

It's looking increasingly likely that the next host of the Daily Show won't be one of its correspondents. John Oliver's sticking with HBO, Jessica Williams says she's not ready, and now "most senior correspondent" Samantha Bee is heading to TBS to kick off a show of her own. » 3/05/15 5:54pm Yesterday 5:54pm

The Crash of Delta 1086 Is Exactly Why Airlines Cancel Flights for Snow

We've all moaned and groaned over flights cancelled due to weather. It's maddening to miss your connection (or even your whole trip) because of bad weather, but incidents like today's crash of Delta 1086 in a snowy New York City are exactly why they make that tough call that can affect millions of travelers. » 3/05/15 4:47pm Yesterday 4:47pm

Local Newscaster Wants to Know if Waluigi Is Behind Crash Landing

Local news has been speaking "truth to power" since the invention of towns, and there's no better example of why we need regional newscasters than today's LaGuardia plane accident. It's unclear if a fictional villain from the Mario franchise is responsible, but watchdogs at Atlanta's CBS 46 are on it. » 3/05/15 3:20pm Yesterday 3:20pm

Footsoldier in Octopus Uprising Liberates Camera From Human Oppressor

Days after one brave soul attempted escape from its enclosure at the Seattle Aquarium, beginning the octopus uprising in earnest, another cephalopod has taken up the flag. When a filmmaker naively attempted to photograph this beautiful captive creature in the name of "science," the octopus took the camera into its… » 3/05/15 2:52pm Yesterday 2:52pm

Jared Leto Is Blond—Jared Blond

The world waited months for Jared Leto to make good on his "Haircut. #2015" promise and now that he's finally done it it seems Jared Leto, actor and haircut recipient, has let loose—really feeling free, going crazy with hair stuff. » 3/05/15 2:47pm Yesterday 2:47pm

A Bogus Concert Promoter Reportedly Scheduled an Entire Fake Drake Tour

Fans have already bought tickets for a Drake show in Houston that's never going to happen, ABC13 reports. Drizzy was billed as performing at the Arena Theatre May 13, but it turns out the show isn't legit, and the venue—and a handful of others around the U.S.—may have been scammed by a fake promoter pushing a fake… » 3/05/15 2:02pm Yesterday 2:02pm