Teacher Fired For Stuffing Eleven Kids in Car On Search for Snacks

An Oklahoma middle school teacher was fired last week for doing something you might do with your punkass cousins but probably shouldn't do if you're certified to teach minors: she put eleven kids in her Honda Accord and locked two of them in the trunk on a mission to find snacks. Snacks are important but they aren't… » 12/22/14 3:53pm 25 minutes ago

A Major Storm on Christmas Eve Will Probably Screw Up Your Travel Plans

Just in time for Christmas, a developing storm will create headaches for anyone planning to travel east of the Mississippi River later this week. The storm will drop heavy snow on the Great Lakes and bring thunderstorms, heavy rain, and gust winds to almost the entire East Coast. Merry Christmas! » 12/22/14 3:46pm 32 minutes ago

NYPD Union President Patrick Lynch Is Completely Nuts: A History

Patrick Lynch is the 51-year-old president of the Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association, the largest and most influential union of the New York City Police Department. You might recognize his name: Over the weekend, Lynch blamed Bill de Blasio for the Saturday deaths of two Brooklyn cops who were murdered by a lone… » 12/22/14 3:39pm 39 minutes ago

Rolling Stone publisher Jann Wenner released this statement today regarding Sabrina Rubin Erdely's now-discredited story about an alleged gang rape at UVa: "We have asked the Columbia Journalism School to conduct an independent review of the editorial process that led to the publication of this story." » 12/22/14 2:27pm Today 2:27pm

James Woods Blames "Disgusting Pig" Al Sharpton For NYPD Cop Killing 

Actor James Woods took to Twitter Sunday evening to vent about the killing of two New York City police officers by Ismaaiyl Brinsley. He apparently blames the Rev. Al Shaprton, tweeting,"This disgusting pig is DIRECTLY responsible for the murder of two good policemen. No discussion," before eventually deleting the… » 12/22/14 2:20pm Today 2:20pm

Kim Jong-un Video Game Bravely Moves Forward in Face of Free Publicity

The developer of Glorious Leader!, a retro video game starring North Korean despot Kim Jong-un as a heavily armed, unicorn-riding superhero, is stoically moving forward with his game in spite of the explosion of unpaid publicity it's gained from the Sony Pictures hack. » 12/22/14 1:53pm Today 1:53pm

Red Light Cameras Are A Dangerous, Money-Grubbing Scheme, Study Says

Everyone who's ever gone through a yellow light, like a normal person, only for it to turn red just as you exit the intersection and then you see a giant flash pop up so you instinctively slam on the brakes in the desperate hope that you won't get a ticket, knows that this system just doesn't work. And now there's… » 12/22/14 1:21pm Today 1:21pm

Slimy Baltimore FOX Affiliate Caught Faking "Kill a Cop" Protest Chant

Last night, Baltimore's WBFF aired a video of protesters chanting "kill a cop"– evidence, it claimed, of murderously violent rhetoric on the part of anti-brutality protesters in Washington, D.C. The only problem? The protesters weren't chanting "kill a cop" at all, and there's video evidence to prove it. » 12/22/14 1:00pm Today 1:00pm

A Lot of Smart People Think North Korea Didn't Hack Sony

The evidence linking agents of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea to the recent digital implosion of Sony remains vague. And even though the feds are squarely blaming North Korea, many security experts aren't buying it. » 12/22/14 12:10pm Today 12:10pm