The Jump Scares of Ouija, Ranked

Ouija, this year's studio horror flick timed for Halloween, is not a scary movie. In fact, its scares almost only come in the form of jump scares—fake outs that are generally accompanied by a loud banging to make you flinch. Relying on these cinematic jack-in-the-boxes is bad filmmaking. Ouija is a bad film. Below, … » 10/24/14 11:29am 3 minutes ago

Ebola Vaccine Finally Getting Tested Because Americans Freaked Out

There is an Ebola vaccine that is 100 percent effective on monkeys. It has sat on a shelf, untested and unavailable to humans, for nearly a decade, while thousands of Africans died of the virus, because drug research is expensive and who's gonna pay Big Pharma for all that risk? Dying Africans? It's market economics,… » 10/24/14 11:18am 15 minutes ago

FBI: Google Employee Scammed Undergrad Into Sending Him Nude Pics

Silicon Valley mega-corps like Google often target promising young men like Nicholas Rotundo, fresh from college. And sometimes those young men are terrorizing their classmates with a nude Gmail extortion scheme. » 10/24/14 11:09am 24 minutes ago

Aaron Paul to Toys R Us: Why Can You Sell Guns and Not Walt and Jesse?

Breaking Bad star Aaron Paul is pissed that Toys R Us has stopped selling action figures from the show at the behest of a concerned Florida mom. Like costar Bryan Cranston, Paul took to Twitter to defend the toys, pointing out that the toy chain sells plenty of things more harmful to kids than a Jesse Pinkman doll.… » 10/24/14 11:00am 33 minutes ago

Report: Ariana Grande Wants a Grande Boob Job 

Human Baby Bottle Pop™ Ariana Grande is in the market for some new boobs, allegedly. Life & Style reports the star wants a more grown-up look for her new-ish boyfriend, rapper Big Sean. According to a "source," Ariana wants to take her "32A breasts to a B- or C-cup." BadGalAri! » 10/24/14 10:24am Today 10:24am

TLC Cancels Honey Boo Boo Over Mom's Child Molester Boyfriend

TLC has opted to cancel their hit Here Comes Honey Boo Boo in the wake of news that the show's matriarch, June Shannon, is in a relationship with a convicted child molester, TMZ reports. The network had already filmed an entire new season of episodes; none of them will air. » 10/24/14 10:00am Today 10:00am

Taylor Swift Terrified to Be "Framed" for Bloody Murder

The celebration of the year of our Lord Tayla's birth continued yesterday on the Ellen show, when T. Swift dropped by to promote 1989 and tell everyone her deepest, darkest fear. "I'm scared of being framed," she said, in the voice of someone who's certainly not covering up multiple murders as we speak. » 10/24/14 8:16am Today 8:16am

Three Quarantined in NYC After Doctor Tests Positive for Ebola

At least three people who came into contact with Craig Spencer—the doctor who tested positive for Ebola Thursday night after returning from Guinea—have been placed into isolation. The New York City health department said in a statement yesterday that disease detectives are currently working to retrace Spencer's every… » 10/24/14 8:06am Today 8:06am

Cameras Captured the Moment a Hurricane Destroyed a Hotel Lobby

Hurricane Odile caused immense damage in Cabo San Lucas last month when it struck with 125 MPH winds. Storm chasers riding out the storm at a hotel obtained terrifying security camera footage from the moment powerful winds in Odile's eye punched through the lobby.http://thevane.gawker.com/cabo-san-lucas... » 10/23/14 9:20pm Yesterday 9:20pm

Lena Dunham's Race Problem

My relationship with Lena Dunham has always been complicated. I was one of the first writers who took issue with her show Girls for its lack of racial representation, and have since struggled with the meteoric ascent of Lena Dunham as Cultural Icon. But it is hard to deny that the girl is good. The writing on her show… » 10/24/14 9:00am Today 9:00am