Your 2015 April Fool's Day Prank Spoiler

‘Bout that time again, eh chaps? That’s right-o, it’s April Fool’s Day Again. But you’ve got stuff to do. You don’t have time for any funny business. So we’re here to collect all the best (or worst) gags in one place so you can get it out of your system and on with your life.
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The U.S. Is Going to War Tomorrow at This Fancy Pacific Beach Resort

On April 2, the United States is going to war. Marines and special forces will lead a coalition of 27 nations against organized Islamic terrorists who control the nation of Isla Del Sol and its Shell Oil wells. And according to internal documents obtained by Gawker, the war will be over by next weekend. » 4/01/15 10:00am 5 minutes ago

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Indiana's Anti-Gay "Religious Freedom" Isn't More of the Same—It's Worse

Indiana just passed its own version of a federal law called the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, due to take effect July 1, making it one of nearly 20 states (and the U.S. Congress) to have enacted such a bill. But while other RFRA bills range from the righteous to the innocuous, Indiana's is pernicious and… » 4/01/15 9:55am 10 minutes ago

"How many times you should be having sex each week." As A) an unanswerable question B) about sex C) that people will argue about, this constitutes a story that will never stop being written despite its nonsensical premise, because all of you are too insecure to resist checking. So—how many times??? » 4/01/15 9:30am 35 minutes ago

Teresa Giudice Poses for Us Weekly Cover in Prison

This is not a lie or a joke, but a blessing from the baby Jesus she loves so much: Teresa Giudice posed for this week's cover of Us Weekly with her fambly in prison. Her hair is naturally curly, her jumpsuit is army green, and two of her beautiful daughters (Gia and Gabriella) are missing for reasons unknown. » 4/01/15 9:20am 45 minutes ago

Teen Knocks Out 60-Year-Old Man in Single Blow at Philly Train Station 

Philadelphia police are searching for a teenager caught on surveillance camera knocking a 60-year-old man out cold on the platform of a SEPTA train station Monday. » 4/01/15 9:11am 54 minutes ago

Gas Siphoning Coverup May Have Caused East Village Explosion

Mom Apologizes on Facebook for Shitty Kids' Rude Behavior

Of the few checks on the unrelenting sociopathy of teens, one of the most effective is the tattling little brother. The power of the squealer was recently demonstrated in Birmingham, Alabama, where it allowed a woman to publicly apologize to the people her noxious spawn had wronged. » 4/01/15 1:46am Today 1:46am

Cops: Uber Driver Took Woman to Airport then Went Back to Rob Her House

An Uber driver in Denver was arrested this week after he allegedly drove a woman to the airport, then drove right back to her house to rob it. » 4/01/15 12:22am Today 12:22am

Teen Finds Parents Dead in Home With Injuries From Chainsaw

Joni Mitchell Hospitalized in Intensive Care Unit

According to reports, singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell was hospitalized in the intensive care unit Tuesday after someone found her unconscious at her home in Los Angeles. » 3/31/15 11:18pm Yesterday 11:18pm

Walmart CEO Condemns Arkansas "Religious Freedom" Bill, Calls for Veto

On Tuesday, the Arkansas legislature passed a near-copy of Indiana's widely criticized "religious freedom" bill—believed by many to allow discrimination against gays and lesbians—drawing staunch criticism from an unexpected source: Walmart. » 3/31/15 10:30pm Yesterday 10:30pm

Getty Oil Heir Found Dead in Lurid Scene at Los Angeles Home

Law enforcement officers are investigating after Andrew Rork Getty, an heir to the Getty Oil fortune, was reported dead Tuesday by a former girlfriend against whom he had recently obtained a restraining order. » 3/31/15 9:29pm Yesterday 9:29pm

I Can't Stop Looking at This Lamb With a Deformed Old Man's Face

Look at this creepy lamb reportedly born in a village in Dagestan earlier this month. Described by some as the "anti-Christ" and others as an "old man," the deformed baby sheep has terrified everyone who's laid eyes on it. » 3/31/15 8:14pm Yesterday 8:14pm

Pennsylvania Man Killed By His Dead Mother-In-Law

A Pennsylvania man who basically died at the hands of his dead mother-in-law Monday will reportedly be laid to rest this week "right in front" of the spot where she killed him. » 3/31/15 7:30pm Yesterday 7:30pm

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Spring Finally Acts Normal as Severe T'storms Threaten U.S. All Week

It looks like nature is finally catching up with the calendar, as the southern and central portions of the United States are facing a risk for severe thunderstorms every day through Friday. Unfortunately for residents and vehicles alike, April promises to be more active than this underwhelming March. » 3/31/15 5:54pm Yesterday 5:54pm

Wood, Citrus, Lattes, Feet, Twine, Repeat: The Kinfolk Kinspiracy Code

On the one hand, Kinfolk is a lifestyle magazine founded by a small circle of friends that is designed to help you live your best life, full of warm pie and soft colors. On the other hand, Kinfolk is a constipated manual for minimalist try-hards and mushroom foragers, full of photographs of obsessively staged… » 3/31/15 5:35pm Yesterday 5:35pm

Prosecutor, Two Gunmen Killed During Shootout at Turkish Courthouse

A Turkish prosecutor and the two gunmen holding him hostage were killed today after police stormed a courthouse in Istanbul. Prosecutor Mehmet Selim Kiraz was shot three times in the head and twice in the body, according to Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan. » 3/31/15 5:27pm Yesterday 5:27pm

Live Your Best Life by Entering to Win a $150 Visa Gift Card

2015 is the year of the sheep, and there's no better herd to follow than the Live Your Best Lifers! There they are, going to yoga brunch and tweeting the lyrics to "No Scrubs" in that nostalgic-for-the-90s-even-though-1999-doesn't-really-count kinda way. But that version of Best Life seems alien to you, doesn't it? A… » 3/31/15 11:21am Yesterday 11:21am