Teacher Promised 16-Year-Old a B+ Grade In Creepy Sex Contract: Cops

A Dallas-area Richardson High School English teacher was arrested and charged with sexual assault this weekend after his 16-year-old student reported that he was harassing her via text and email. James Quigley, 34, tried to convince the student to sign a written contract promising her good grades for sex, according to… » 11/24/14 11:25am 11 minutes ago

Fred Armisen Gives Five-Minute Improvised Master Class in NYC Accents

If you've ever wondered what separates New York's toughest accent (The Bronx) from its second-toughest (The Rockaways), how East Villagers talk differently from their counterparts on the West, or why Long Islanders sound so flabbergasted all the time, allow Fred Armisen and his considerable improv skills to… » 11/24/14 10:45am 51 minutes ago

Watch the PlayStation Masturbation Ad Sony Just Pulled From YouTube

Sony posted this ad on its YouTube channel Friday, but quickly pulled it after it met with criticism online. And speaking of quickly pulling it, the "Doctor" spot features a sexy, female M.D. unsubtly comparing playing PlayStation 4 games on your Vita to jerkin' it all over town. » 11/24/14 10:37am 59 minutes ago

Blake Lively's Husband Is Really Good With Diarrhea

Professionally charming 38-year-old Ryan Reynolds is expecting a baby with his wife, blogger Blake Lively. Reynolds, who once played a superhero in a movie, wants you to know he's not going to be like a regular dad, he's going to be a cool dad. » 11/24/14 10:03am Today 10:03am

Sign of Apocalypse: Real Housewives of Atlanta Now Quoting Shakespeare

Occasionally, one might make the mental note that the Real Housewives franchise is vaguely Shakespearean, and then file that note away under "Don't tell anyone I thought that." Who but the Bard, however, could adequately capture Kenya's feelings regarding accusations of whoredom? » 11/24/14 9:25am Today 9:25am

Report: Miley Cyrus' Ex-Fiancé Sent Jennifer Lawrence a Love Koala

If you felt a rattling last night as you slept off your weekend hangover, don't worry: that was just the stars aligning for one Jennifer Lawrence, who is destined to be loved by all for eternity. According to a report in The Independent, J-Law's got a new suitor now that she's done with Gwyneth Paltrow's estranged… » 11/24/14 8:38am Today 8:38am

Bill Cosby Is "America's Greatest Serial Rapist": Another Woman Speaks

Adding to the deafening cries of women who have accused Bill Cosby of abuse, former model Jewel Allison told the New York Daily News that the comedian drugged and sexually assaulted her in the late 1980s in his New York home. » 11/24/14 8:11am Today 8:11am

Here's Waka Flocka Flame's Surreal Pine Bros Cough Drops Commercial

The undisputed highlight of this year's miserable American Music Awards (airing now — Iggy Azalea performed and won Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Album) was this Pine Bros cough drops commercial featuring rapper/ inadvertent (and welcome) homewrecker/Amanda Bynes collaborator/blunt-roller employer/Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta cast… » 11/23/14 9:40pm Yesterday 9:40pm

Darren Wilson Auditioned a Bunch of TV Anchors This Week

Turns out Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson is only in hiding when he wants to be—over the last week or so, he reportedly auditioned at least five TV anchors at a "secret location" in preparation for a sympathetic interview. » 11/23/14 8:30pm Yesterday 8:30pm

Andrew Cuomo Slams Nat'l Weather Service Over His Own Ignorance

Four months ago, Andrew Cuomo falsely stated that New York just recently started seeing tornadoes. On Saturday, the governor gave a press conference where he slammed meteorologists for their largely accurate Buffalo snow forecasts. As usual, Andrew Cuomo is clueless. » 11/23/14 6:28pm Yesterday 6:28pm