Jackass President Damn Near Busts His Ass

Commander-in-"Whoops!" Barack Obama nearly tumbled down a whole god damn set of airplane stairs today after seemingly failing to master a skill that even toddlers have grasped—putting one foot in front of the other. » 3/30/15 3:16pm 58 minutes ago

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What Would Being In A Bunker For 15 Years Really Do To Your Head?

So a woman emerges from a bunker after 15 years. She's cheerful and ready to embrace life. It's the premise of the recent Netflix series The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, but what is the reality? What do years of isolation and confinement actually do to a person's brain? » 3/30/15 11:20am Today 11:20am

Are Children of Swingers Affected By Their Parents' Lifestyle?

On last night's episode of A&E's reality show about a tight-knit Ohio community's tighter knit subculture of swingers, Neighbors With Benefits, ringleader Diana broke down while talking about the shunning she's received at her children's school because of her swinging lifestyle. » 3/30/15 2:22pm Today 2:22pm

Audit This: The Most Disturbing Scientology Stories of the Last Decade

Following the premiere of the damning Scientology documentary Going Clear last night, you may have more questions about the bizarre cult and its recent history. Compiled below are the most insane reports about Scientology from the past ten years. » 3/30/15 2:00pm Today 2:00pm

Heckler to Cosby: "Tell the One About How to Get Away With Rape"

With two more women coming forward Friday to accuse Bill Cosby of rape, the total number of sexual assault allegations against the famed comedian is nearing 40. He's still performing, but not without getting heckled at every turn. » 3/30/15 1:35pm Today 1:35pm

Spokesman For Politician Who Committed Suicide Also Commits Suicide

Just over a month ago, Tom Schweich, a Republican candidate for governor of Missouri, shot himself in his home outside St. Louis. This weekend, his spokesman and media director Spence Jackson did the same at his apartment in Jefferson City. » 3/30/15 1:25pm Today 1:25pm

The Year's Most Must-See Episode Of Pro Wrestling Airs Tonight

It happens once a year. It's the perfect episode of TV for our times: a basic-cable version of the selfie, the Twitter @reply and the Facebook status update all rolled into one. The 2015 edition of this great, fascinating occurrence will happen tonight... on a pro wrestling show. It’s one you should probably tune… » 3/30/15 12:45pm Today 12:45pm

Martha Stewart Imprisoned Again, Trapped in Crowded Elevator

The only insider trading Martha Stewart was doing this time around was: trading tips on how to get out of an elevator (from inside an elevator)! » 3/30/15 12:52pm Today 12:52pm

There Are No Candidates For the Middle Class

Fuck Jamie Foxx and His Bad Transphobic Jokes About Bruce Jenner

Jamie Foxx hosted this year's iHeartRadio Awards, which aired last night on NBC. In his opening monologue, he mocked Bruce Jenner by saying, "Bruce Jenner will be here doing some musical performances—he's doing a his and her duet all by himself...I'm just busting your balls, while I still can." » 3/30/15 12:13pm Today 12:13pm

Cops Question Harvey Weinstein Over Alleged Assault of 22-Year-Old Woman

Iran Claims U.S. Drone Killed Two of Its Military Advisers in Iraq

As nuclear negotiations between Iran and U.S. allies go down to the wire, the Islamic Republic has accused America of killing two of its advisers in the ground war in Iraq with an unmanned aerial vehicle—though U.S. officials say the allegation has no merit. » 3/30/15 11:33am Today 11:33am

Cops: "Obsessed" Teacher Sent Thousands of Texts to 11-Year-Old Student

A former Pittsburgh elementary school teacher is accused of being "obsessed" with one of her 11-year-old students, sending the girl thousands of text messages over a period of two weeks, and planning to run away with (and possibly even adopt) her. » 3/30/15 11:40am Today 11:40am

Did Clinton's Backdoor Adviser Illegally Lobby for Putin Ally?

Hillary Clinton says there is nothing to hide in her scandalous personal email account, now apparently half-deleted. But leaked emails from her longtime confidant Sidney Blumenthal show that he and another former official from Bill Clinton's administration were secretly lobbying the secretary of state on behalf of a… » 3/30/15 11:25am Today 11:25am

Wait—Why Wasn't Jon Hamm in Gone Girl?

Jon Hamm, who recently completed a 30-day stint in rehab, is headed to our televisions on April 5 in the return of AMC's Mad Men. But why wasn't he headed to our movie screens back on October 3 when Gone Girl came out? Hmm. A good question. » 3/30/15 11:13am Today 11:13am

John Travolta Is "Scientology's Captive": Going Clear's Shocking Claims

Last night, HBO premiered Alex Gibney's documentary exposé Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief. How fucked up, dangerous, intimidating, and crooked is Scientology? Let Gibney count the ways. The doc was undoubtedly full of revelations for those who haven't read Lawrence Wright's 2011 New Yorker piece… » 3/30/15 11:02am Today 11:02am