Nightmare Roommate Caught on Camera Spitting In and Windexing Food

Twenty-two-year-old Hayley King, a University of South Carolina student, was arrested by police last week after confessing to having spit in and dousing her roommates’ food with Windex. She was charged with unlawful and malicious tampering with human drug product or food, and could face 20 years in prison if convicted. » 5/05/15 12:10pm 20 minutes ago

Ted Cruz Joins "Jade Helm" Conspiracy Lunatic Club

Here is a video of Ted Cruz, the debate team goon who wants to be your next president, agreeing that Barack Obama might possibly be planning to invade the American Southwest under the auspices of “Jade Helm 15,” an Army training exercise. » 5/05/15 12:00pm 30 minutes ago

FKA Twigs and Robert Pattinson Bond Over a Mutual Love of Met Gala

FKA Twigs and Robert Pattinson reportedly first bonded over a shared love a music. Later, they bonded over a shared love of dance. At last night’s Met Gala, we learned something new about the beautiful young couple: They share a love of the Met Gala, over which they bonded at the Met Gala. » 5/05/15 11:39am 50 minutes ago

Portrait of the Artist as a Fame Whore: Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck

Kurt Cobain and Whitney Houston have always had a lot in common, but it was never more apparent than in Brett Morgen’s documentary Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck, which premiered on HBO last night. Both Cobain and Houston were addicts who died too young, yes, but through Morgen’s deep dive into Cobain’s private life,… » 5/05/15 11:25am Today 11:25am

After Apologizing, Jeremy Renner Reiterates That Black Widow Is "A Slut"

Marvel’s Avengers: Age of Ultron opened last week, which is great news because it signals that the disastrous press tour for Marvel’s Avengers: Age of Ultron is almost over. Super-bros Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner had to apologize last month for calling Black Widow a “slut” in an interview, and on Conan Monday,… » 5/05/15 11:02am Today 11:02am

Ugh, This Worm Video Is So Gross, I Hate It, Don't Click (Not Joking)

Hey man, it’s your life, but I’m like a professional internet person and I thought this was pretty gnarly. Maybe you already saw it on Reddit or something, in which case the damage is done, but if not, just do yourself a favorite and watch this instead: » 5/05/15 3:00am Today 3:00am

Hero Pizza Guy Makes Delivery After Getting Stabbed and Carjacked

Some situations—such as needing pizza—are clear emergencies while others—like, say, getting stabbed—can pretty much be dealt with whenever. On Monday, a Louisville pizza guy demonstrated a clear understanding of this distinction, completing a delivery minutes after getting shanked and carjacked. » 5/05/15 2:00am Today 2:00am

Scarlett Johansson Spoils Mayweather-Pacquiao For The SNL Cast

Most of us had the choice to watch Saturday Night Live or Mayweather-Pacquiao this weekend. Jay Pharoah did not, because he had to work. You could tell he wanted to watch the fight, however, because at the end of the show, host Scarlett Johansson let everyone know that Mayweather won, and Pharoah’s face dropped. » 5/04/15 9:01pm Yesterday 9:01pm