​Thursday Night TV Is Getting Too Real to Deal

Thursday's universally known as the night for television, and has been probably your whole life. Have you ever wondered why that is? I think it has something to do with capitalism probably. Tonight, though, is a very special #TGIT Thursday anyway, because Shondaland is hitting its fall finales, which operate more… » 11/20/14 6:05pm Yesterday 6:05pm

Glenn Beck: The Media "Just Raped Bill Cosby"

Glenn Beck, person who profits by saying outrageously dumb things, said another outrageously dumb thing Thursday. Specifically, he claimed that alleged rapist Bill Cosby is actually a victim of rape himself—media rape, by the evil and predatory mainstream media! » 11/20/14 5:06pm Yesterday 5:06pm

"Bang Bang I'm Dead": The Marysville Shooter's Chilling Final Texts

In the week before he shot four students to death at at Marysville-Pilchuck High School last month, 15-year-old Jaylen Fryberg sent dozens of ominous text messages to friends and family members. "Bang bang I'm dead" one reads. "I set the date. Hopefully you regret not talking to me," reads another. » 11/20/14 4:55pm Yesterday 4:55pm

An Innocent Rapper Could Go to Jail for Life Just for Releasing an Album

If you'd like to hear Tiny Doo's mixtape No Safety, you can do so here. But be aware that by listening to it, you may somehow be implicated in nine California shootings for which 14 men are about to stand trial. Tiny Doo himself is one of those men, and even prosecutors admit that the only crime he committed is… » 11/20/14 3:55pm Yesterday 3:55pm

Everyone Should Hate-Watch Peter Pan

Allison Williams, who normally plays a total Marnie on Girls, knows how you're going to watch Peter Pan on NBC Dec. 4 (hate-watch, duh) and she wants you to know: don't! Allison Williams, please do not tell me what to do. » 11/20/14 3:42pm Yesterday 3:42pm

Here's a Puke-Inducing Preview of the World's Tallest Roller Coaster

The world's tallest roller coaster, The Skyscraper, is scheduled to open at Orlando's Skyplex in 2017, and it looks like it'll be a tower of goddamn terror. The coaster's track will wrap around a 535-foot-tall monolith, twisting riders through a downward spiral for four minutes with "no downtime." » 11/20/14 2:55pm Yesterday 2:55pm