De Blasio Proposes Giving $33 Million to Struggling NYC Public Schools

Here we go again: that liberal jerkoff with his hands in all our pockets, Bill “Tallest Man on Earth” de Blasio, has decided to dedicate $33 million of his upcoming proposed budget to struggling and underfunded public schools. What about that golden promenade we were promised? And the envelopes full of cash? » 5/04/15 10:55am 19 minutes ago

​Alone in Disney World

If you are alone in Disney World, you’ll never forget it. Even if you can ignore all of the families that surround you, even if you manage to miss the couples walking hand-in-hand through the park, you will always be aware of your singledom because you are constantly compelled to disclose it to the state authorities… » 5/04/15 10:00am Today 10:00am

Ever See a Man With Drug-Induced Superhuman Strength Surfing on a Car?

Florida truly seems like a terrifying place to live, and a new video out of Palm Beach county really does nothing to help the image of the freaky state as one big lawless, drug-induced hallucination. » 5/04/15 12:30am Today 12:30am

Coyote Eats Tri-State Area Dog In Brazen Show of Strength

Was a coyote sending a calculated message to tri-state area humans this weekend when he snatched a small dog out of a backyard and presumably tore it apart with his sharp teeth? I’m not a coyote and I don’t profess to understand how they think, but if you held one to my head my answer would be, “Yes, this is possible.” » 5/03/15 9:02pm Yesterday 9:02pm

The Great Victoria's Secret Bra Heist of Pennsylvania 

Some women really love Victoria’s Secret, and two women in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania just couldn’t stem their overwhelming desire for the mall brand’s bras. The AP reports that two unidentified women robbed the Wyoming Valley Mall store three separate times, managing to stuff some 150 bras into purses and pockets. » 5/03/15 8:15pm Yesterday 8:15pm

Big Bird Actor: I Almost Died on the Challenger and I Cry in the Suit

The documentary I Am Big Bird—following the life of veteran muppeteer Caroll Spinney—doesn’t premiere until next week, but many of the film’s most interesting details are out today thanks to the New York Post. Among them: Spinney is related to Barack Obama, has used the suit to hide his tears and was a planned… » 5/03/15 4:35pm Yesterday 4:35pm