Teens Outraged at "No Sausage Rolls" Dress Code for Graduation

The senior boys of Biglerville (Pa.) High School are all getting ready to dress up in khakis and collared shirts for their graduation ceremony this month, per the school’s dress code. Meanwhile, the girls are getting ready to hide their unsightly “sausage rolls, as Mrs. Elliott calls them” also per the dress code,… » 5/29/15 12:48pm 8 minutes ago

Forecasts Suggest Quieter 2015 Hurricane Season, But Storms Still Likely

We’re three days away from the start of hurricane season in the Atlantic Ocean, and we’ve already seen one tropical storm this year. Tropical storms in May aren’t all that rare, but they aren’t exactly an omen, either. Forecasters expect a below-average hurricane season, but it just takes one to make a mess. » 5/29/15 12:36pm 19 minutes ago

A Lady's Guide to Getting to Know Your Genitals

About 30% of my female clients have never taken a good look at what they’ve got going on between their legs. About 75% have some sort of misinformation or inaccurate belief about their genitals. And virtually all of my clients feel insecure or ashamed about some aspect of the most intimate areas of their bodies.… » 5/29/15 10:57am Today 10:57am

Rick Santorum "Sickened" by His Good Friend Josh Duggar's Past Abuse

Though he shares a similar love of Christ and fear of transgender people as the reality TV family, presidential hopeful and major dick Rick Santorum is finally distancing himself from the Duggars. He told Good Morning America yesterday that he is “sickened” by Josh Duggar’s admission that he molested some of his… » 5/29/15 8:52am Today 8:52am

Bride Was Cool With Sister's "Nightmare" Proposal During Her Wedding

The classless douchebag best man who set down his Corona and took a knee to propose marriage to the maid of honor at someone else’s wedding—right in front of the bride and groom—may not be quite as classless as he appeared in the photo that set a thousand mouths afroth earlier this week. His new fiancée is the bride’s… » 5/28/15 7:31pm Yesterday 7:31pm

How Many Days Until Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Get Divorced?

Could beloved celebrity couple “Bennifer 2” be well on their way to a new celebrity nickname: “Jen it’s not your fault” and “He’s such an asshole”? I don’t know, I don’t live in their home or spend much time with them, but I’d stake my reputation on the fact that it seems not out of the realm of possibility. » 5/28/15 6:51pm Yesterday 6:51pm

"XXX Freak Fest" Airbnb Host: "I am homeless"

Ari Teman thought his life had taken a bad turn a year ago, when his apartment was unwittingly selected to host a “BBW panty raid” orgy. Now, Teman says his life has been fully ruined by Airbnb: “I’m on a blacklist and cannot get a legitimate lease in all of New York City.” » 5/28/15 6:00pm Yesterday 6:00pm

Sasha Frere-Jones Pulls Back From (Rap) Genius

In January, Sasha Frere-Jones, the longtime music critic at the New Yorker, left the fabled magazine for a job at Genius (neé Rap Genius), the annotation website that sticks bad jokes next to your favorite rap lyrics. The honeymoon, though, appears to have been short: Frere-Jones recently moved from full-time to… » 5/28/15 5:33pm Yesterday 5:33pm