Leonardo DiCaprio Will Escort You to His Home in Outer Space for $4M

On Thursday night, three people came one giant leap closer to making their dream of dying alongside Leonardo DiCaprio a reality, when they paid a combined $3.8 million to travel with him into space on a Virgin Galactic voyage.

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It's Cool; Amanda Bynes Just Told a Judge Her Bong Was 'a Vase'

The New York Post just released this image of America's Darkest Timeline Amanda Bynes, taken in court earlier today. TMZ reports that Bynes told a judge the (alleged) bong she threw out of her window last night was "just a vase." The judge scheduled Bynes' court date for July and released her into a taxi and her gray New …

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McDonald's CEO in Feisty Racial Exploitation Accusation Exchange

Annual shareholder meetings are the one time when activists traditionally get a chance to berate corporate executives directly, trying to goad them into exchanges. And hey, McDonald's had a pretty decent one yesterday. Featuring racism charges!

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Goodbye and Good Riddance, The Hangover

In my experience, the Hangover movies are mildly amusing when they aren't despicable. They are founded on a clever premise (retracing the steps of the blackout night before). They relish the joy and profound weirdness that stupidity can produce. They touch on relevant cultural practices and obsessions like eternal…

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Local Police Give Patrol Cars To Civillians, Immediately Regret It

The Valley Falls, Kansas police department is rethinking its decision to allow civilian volunteers to use police cruisers after the program almost immediately fell into hilarious misuse.

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And Now Here's a Lion Getting Its Teeth Cleaned by a Dachshund

This video of a dachshund dentist and its big kitty client comes with absolutely no context, but one thing is abundantly clear: This is by far the cutest cleaning symbiosis in the Animal Kingdom (suck it, hippos and oxpeckers).

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