Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we send Kristine Gutierrez to the newsstand to pick up the new issues of In Touch, Us, Life & Style, Ok! and Star in hopes of getting high on celebrity news. This week, Lindsay Lohan's drug dealer talks about dropping her as a client; the Kardashians are millions of…
Oakland Thieves Hit Another TV News Crew, and Their Security Guard
Crooks broke into a KGO-TV news van outside an Oakland art gallery on Tuesday, but that's become common in California's city of constant crime. What's weird is that the burglars also broke into the private security vehicle assigned to protect the news van.
That Blond Kid from 'Silver Spoons' Is Now a U.S. Military Propagandist
Ricky Schroder, who played the little Aryan kid on Silver Spoons, is now a professional propagandist working on behalf of the U.S. military-industrial complex, just as you would have guessed.
Former Bush administration flack Dan Bartlett is Wal-Mart's new PR guy. Sounds about right.
A horrifying daytime attack by local terrorists armed with meat cleavers has left a U.K. soldier dead in the street in southeast London. The crazed killers shouted "Allahu Akbar" after completing their grisly crime and then demanded stunned passers-by take video.
Right-Wingers Always Want To "Execute and Torture" Media
Before the Obama Regime began tapping journalists' phone lines
Joe Francis Says His "Retarded" Jurors "Should Be Lined Up and Shot"
Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis has gone wild and it's way better than a bath full of bouncing, barely (or not-at-all) legal coeds. On May 7, the day after he was found guilty
