Masked Man Wearing Assless Pants Arrested for Alleged Horse Fucking

A Wisconsin man was arrested in Wausau last week for alleged horse fucking after sheriff's deputies found him in a barn with a jar of vaseline. Jared Kreft, 30, was reportedly wearing "a face mask, black jacket and blue wind pants with holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas," and later admitted to performing oral… » 12/22/14 10:41am 6 minutes ago

Multiple Spy Agencies Missed Major Clues to 2008 Mumbai Attack: Report

According to a report published in the New York Times, British, Indian, and American intelligence agencies failed to piece together major plot details of Pakistani terrorist group Lashkar-e-Taiba before they carried out the gruesome, three-day onslaught in Mumbai in 2008 that left 166 dead, including six Americans. » 12/22/14 9:32am Today 9:32am

Someone Built the Minecraft Creator's Insane $70m Mansion in Minecraft

Minecraft creator Markus "Notch" Persson outbid Beyoncé and Shawn Knowles for the most expensive mansion in Beverly Hills, and nerds everywhere are celebrating their victory. Notch's net worth after selling out to Microsoft is estimated at $1.5 billion, roughly half a bil more than Beyoncé and her husband. » 12/22/14 9:24am Today 9:24am

So Rude: Justin Timberlake Skips Lance Bass's Wedding

Weddings are obligation-driven events at which you are rewarded for travel and countless expenses with chicken, bad wine, and smalltalk with Lisa Vanderpump (in this case). A bother, but we have to do it—especially if, for many years, we were in a very successful boy band with the groom. » 12/22/14 9:17am Today 9:17am

Bill Cosby's Lawyer Accuses CNN of "One-Sided Reporting" 

Bill Cosby's attorney sent a strongly-worded letter to CNN president Jeff Zucker this weekend, claiming that the network is ignoring the pro-Cosby sources he so graciously provided for a special on Cosby accuser Beverly Johnson. » 12/22/14 8:48am Today 8:48am

Rich Assholes Accused of Human Trafficking Now Stuck on Vacation Forever

A wealthy Chilean couple accused of forcing their nanny into deplorable, slave-like conditions on Manhattan's Upper East Side are stuck on a permanent vacation in Italy after the U.S. refused to let them back into the country this fall. » 12/22/14 12:20am Today 12:20am

Anonymous Threatens to Release Stills From Alleged Iggy Azalea Sex Tape

Azealia Banks has a new ally in her ongoing-and-occasionally-hilarious Twitter feud with rapper Iggy Azalea—the collective hacking organization Anonymous, which has threatened to release stills from an alleged Azalea sex tape unless she issues a public apology to Banks. » 12/21/14 8:45pm Yesterday 8:45pm

Cop Killer Moments Before Shooting: "Watch What I'm Going to Do"

According to NYPD Chief of Detectives Robert Boyce, cop killer Ismaaiyl Brinsley spoke with two passersby "just prior" to Saturday's shooting in Brooklyn, asking them for their gang affiliation and to follow him on Instagram before saying, "Watch what I'm going to do." » 12/21/14 5:35pm Yesterday 5:35pm

Kourtney Kardashian Has Given America, Finally, a Tiny King

The Baby Name Critic was just eleven when Princess Diana died. It was a horrible day. Diana was like a fictional aunt to her, and even inspired her to get into the academic field of Baby Name Criticism (royals really do have the best time dredging up arcane names from the past for their children, and also giving their… » 12/21/14 5:00pm Yesterday 5:00pm

Leaked Amy Pascal Email: Idris Elba Should Be the Next James Bond

Gawker favorite Amy Pascal wants Idris Elba to play James Bond, The Daily Beast reports. "Idris should be the next bond," Pascal wrote in a January 4, 2014 email to Elizabeth Cantillon, former executive vice president of production for Columbia Pictures. Columbia distributes the Bond franchise. » 12/21/14 4:30pm Yesterday 4:30pm

Every Rape Reported at Fraternities This Year

In 1776, the Phi Beta Kappa society was founded at the College of William and Mary for men in the "pursuit of liberal education and intellectual fellowship." Over the course of the next two centuries, Greek letter societies proliferated across the U.S. and morphed into the all-male butt-chugging clubs we know as… » 12/22/14 9:00am Today 9:00am