This Might Be a Photo of Usher's Dick

The below photo of a dick is allegedly a screengrab from the Usher Raymond sex tape that an anonymous seller was shopping around last month. The tape, a home movie starring Usher and his Atlanta Ex-wife Tameka Raymond, supposedly leaked when a video camera was stolen from the singer's car since 2010, and his lawyer… » 12/26/14 12:45pm 26 minutes ago

Randy Mom Arrested After Getting Busy With Daughter's Teen Classmate

A Pennsylvania mother of three was allegedly caught having sex with a 17-year-old boy in a car at a local park in the middle of November, NBC Philadelphia reports. The dear ole ma reportedly started talking to the teen boy on Twitter, then sent him nude photos of herself, and that's when things got heated. » 12/26/14 12:22pm 49 minutes ago

Is This Gay-Themed Taco Bell Commercial Real?

Earlier this month, a video titled “LEAKED GAY TACO BELL COMMERCIAL” appeared on YouTube. It depicts two guys consuming Taco Bell, playing skee ball, riding a Ferris Wheel, cuddling on a picnic blanket, unearthing buried treasure (?), getting married, and riding a jet-ski and a motorcycle together. And Taco Bell won’t… » 12/26/14 11:55am Today 11:55am

Asia Commemorates Ten-Year Anniversary of Indian Ocean Tsunami

On December 26, 2004, a tsunami struck dozens of countries around the Indian Ocean rim, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 228,000 people. Ten years on, countries around Asia commemorated the anniversary by holding prayer and memorial services for the near quarter million lives taken by the natural disaster. » 12/26/14 10:50am Today 10:50am

The Best of "Fuck Her Right in the Pussy," the Dumb Meme 2014 Deserved

This dumb year full of racist cops, Ebola, boring pop music, and subway condoms that went untouched for weeks is finally almost over. Hooray! An arbitrary temporal demarcation to provide the illusion that the worst is behind us! But before it does, here's a look back at what you thought was funny in 2014: People … » 12/26/14 9:35am Today 9:35am

Some Idiot Thinks Taylor Swift Should Date Orlando Bloom

Taylor Swift's "BFF" Ed Sheeran has determined that for her next record, she should date 37-year-old elf boy Orlando Bloom. The Mirror reports that in an interview with Event magazine, Sheeran noted that Taylor and Orlando are neighbors now, which would make a relationship quite convenient. » 12/26/14 9:05am Today 9:05am

Some Kind of Patriots Sang "Proud To be An American" at The Interview

Among the self-proclaimed heroes who went to a movie theater Christmas Day and "defended" their right to freedom of speech by seeing Seth Rogen-James Franco comedy The Interview were a ragtag group in an Austin Alamo Drafthouse that sang Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA" at their screening. » 12/26/14 8:41am Today 8:41am

Chaos ensues as armored truck spills $4.5 million on a street

Dozens of Hong Kong motorists and pedestrians rushed to grab loads of money after an armored truck's doors opened by accident on a busy road, spilling about 4.5 million US dollars in HK$500 notes (US$65) on Christmas Eve, reports the South China Morning Post. Check out all those frantic bastards. » 12/25/14 5:43pm Yesterday 5:43pm

This Year, Resolve to Actually Keep Your Resolution with a 3-Step Plan

According to Statistic Brain, a paltry 8% of people successfully keep their New Year's resolutions each year. If you're among the unfortunate majority whose plans for getting your act together fizzled last year, these three simple steps can make 2015 the year you win at life. » 12/26/14 12:00pm Today 12:00pm

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