High School Water Polo Coach Busted for Sending Dick Pics to Teen Girl

Another high school teacher/coach got busted for allegedly Snapchatting pictures of his dick to a teenage girl. According to The Reporter outside Philadelphia, North Penn High School teacher and assistant water polo coach Todd Gibson, 29, admitted to detectives he sent a dick pic to a 17-year-old female student. » 9/22/14 5:50pm 13 minutes ago

It Just Got Easier to Sue Failed Kickstarter Campaigns for a Refund

Kickstarter has decided to update its famously laissez-faire attitude when it comes to protecting donors who have pledged more than $1 billion through the company over the years. The new terms state that a successfully funded campaign that fails to produce "rewards," i.e. the product, may have to "return remaining… » 9/22/14 5:27pm 36 minutes ago

Extremely Dry Air Invades United States, Comforting Millions

This afternoon's satellite imagery shows an incredible slug of dry air moving across the south and east behind a cold front, bringing beautiful weather to millions of people. In fact, the air is so dry at 10,000 feet above sea level that its humidity is near zero percent in some spots. » 9/22/14 5:20pm 42 minutes ago

4chan User Says He Will Leak Emma Watson's Nudes After Feminism Speech

Over the weekend, actress Emma Watson delivered a speech at UN Headquarters in New York about a new gender equality initiative called HeForShe. The address was widely hailed—"game-changing," "stirring," "powerful"—and it drew the attention of men's rights trolls over at 4chan, one of whom is now threatening to leak… » 9/22/14 5:10pm 53 minutes ago

The Political-Messaging Huckster Behind Roger Goodell's Awful Presser

Roger Goodell was talking, but the words weren't his alone. "That speech was all Frank," says an associate of pollster Frank Luntz, lord of the dark arts of political messaging, who frequently works with Goodell and the NFL. "As soon as I heard Goodell's intro, I was laughing." » 9/22/14 4:55pm Today 4:55pm

This MRI Sex Tape Is Totally Real and Pretty Gross

In their search for increasingly harder -cores, the porn industry has pioneered hundreds of techniques in the photography of human genitals, from Hustler's "pink-shots" to the now-standard penetration close-up. But for all their perversion, smut peddlers have never able to match the clinical kinkiness of scientists,… » 9/22/14 4:51pm Today 4:51pm

Texas Court Affirms Creeps' Right to Take Upskirt Photos

For the time being, at least, 50-something Ronald Thompson can return to his hobby of "snapping pictures of small children in their swimsuits underwater, without parental permission, at a San Antonio Water Park," because a state court has overturned the law that said he couldn't. » 9/22/14 3:51pm Today 3:51pm

White House Intruder Had 800 Rounds of Ammunition in His Car

The man who managed to jump the fence and run into the White House Friday night had 800 rounds of ammunition in boxes and magazines, two hatchets, and a machete in his car, a federal prosecutor said today. The prosecutor also noted that the man, 42-year-old veteran Omar Jose Gonzalez, was arrested in July with a… » 9/22/14 3:43pm Today 3:43pm

Predicting When the Main Characters on Fall TV's New Shows Will Bone

It's Premiere Week, where the TV networks debut a host of their new shows on an increasingly better-distracted American public. Few of these shows will succeed, plenty will fail, most will be forgotten. We don't need anymore "guides" to fall TV (except ours)—they all pretty much say the same thing, anyway. Watch » 9/22/14 3:37pm Today 3:37pm

Kirk Cameron's "Crocoduck" Came Back To Bite Him In The Ass

A few years ago, ex-teen heartthrob Kirk Cameron went on Fox News as a pitchman for young-Earth creationism. Claiming there were no transitional fossils, he ridiculed evolution saying that, if it were true, we would have duck-crocodile hybrids. Ha, ha—oh, wait, scientists found a dinosaur that's half duck, half croc. » 9/22/14 3:32pm Today 3:32pm

Horny Man With No Shame Rubs One Out on the M Train

A truly brave human being saw something while riding the M train through Brooklyn, and decided to say something to Gothamist (with NSFW video): A depraved man decided to whip his dick out and masturbate on the train. He didn't do a very good job of concealing himself, either. The aspiring exhibitionist, however, is a… » 9/22/14 3:18pm Today 3:18pm

Mark Zuckerberg Is Quickly Becoming the Worst Neighbor in San Francisco

In late 2012, Mark Zuckerberg dished out $10 million on a San Francisco vacation home one block away from Dolores Park. He has been driving his new neighbors insane with non-stop construction ever since. » 9/22/14 3:11pm Today 3:11pm

#X Is The Little Hashtag That Could (Save Lives)

At this point, it's pretty obvious people who text and drive are the spawn of a very technologically-savvy Satan. It's just bad news, guys, and it doesn't matter if you're talking to your mom, your friend, or your long-lost boyfriend from fifth grade who just might be your soulmate — turn your phone on silent or pull… » 9/22/14 12:00pm Today 12:00pm