Beauty Pageants - Zooey Deschanel Did Not Win a Beauty Pageant

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By Max Read Feb 9, 2012 2:46 PM

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Zooey Deschanel Did Not Win a Beauty Pageant

Overemphatic stage wink Zooey Deschanel once entered a beauty pageant, but didn't think it was "cool."

This has been "Zooey Wowee," a feature intended to keep Gawker readers up to date with the comings and goings of Zooey Deschanel. Zooey Wowee logo by Jim Cooke. Image via Getty.

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