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By Matt Toder May 8, 2012 12:01 AM

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Stephen Colbert Is Very Afraid of Teens Drunk on Purell

Stephen Colbert Is Very Afraid of Teens Drunk on Purell

Stephen Colbert Is Very Afraid of Teens Drunk on Purell

On tonight's Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert took a hard line on the new trend of teens drinking hand sanitizer to get drunk. The trend is dangerous and it's coming for your kids, even if you don't have any. But fear not, for Colbert has the perfect solution: hide your Purell in a secure vault and wash off your hands with vodka.

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