By Timothy Burke Feb 27, 2012 9:30 AM

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Fear, Loathing, And Modern Medicine: The Faces Of The Academy Awards

Sure, last night's Academy Awards were the worst Oscars ever. But that doesn't mean we were deprived the always-glamorous faces of the silver screen. Happy faces, sad faces, faces incapable of emotion due to injections—they're all here for your perusal.

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