Louis Farrakhan! No matter how hard you try to like the guy, out of a vague sense of liberal guilt, it never works out for long. What did Farrakhan say in his big four-hour "Saviour's Day" speech yesterday?

• He's been checking out Scientology lately. He digs it. L. Ron Hubbard is "so exceedingly valuable to every white person on this earth."
• Murderous and psychotic Libyan strongman Moammar Gadhafi "has always been a friend and he won't distance himself from" him.
• He said the way Rihanna performs is "filthy" and you are "swine" if you like her.
• "He warned that non-believers and the sinful would face the wrath of God through high-technology UFOs or 'wheels.'"

[Chicago Sun-Times. Photo: Getty]