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Whoever Stole the ‘Elven Weapon’ from a Princeton Student at Wawa, Please Return It

Whoever Stole the 'Elven Weapon' from a Princeton Student at Wawa, Please Return ItA tipster passes along the following missive, sent on Saturday to the residents of Forbes College. We reproduce it here only to help its author find his (her?) belongings.

From: [REDACTED]
Date: Mar 4, 2012 2:03 PM
Subject: Lost bow and two arrows
To:

Dear Forbesians,

My roommate inexplicably left his handcrafted bow and a quiver of five arrows at the Wawa convenience store between 2 and 2:30 am last night, and returned at around 2:45 am to find the bow and two arrows stolen. He would like to remind the person responsible that this is a serious elven weapon and not a toy; and further that the hand of Mirkwood, though soft and manicured, shows no mercy. The items in question can be returned to room [REDACTED] with an apology letter written in runic script.

Thanks!
[REDACTED]

We'll just note that the Princeton Wawa is usually pretty hopping at 2:00 a.m. on Sunday, and we wouldn't expect to recover anything left there, especially not serious elven weapons.

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