On Monday night, a bear walked into an Alaskan bar. The bartender didn't want the bear in the bar, and told the bear to leave: "No bear! Get out! No! You can't be in here!" The bear agreed and left.

On the website of the New York Times, it's noted, ominously, that "State wildlife officials have killed two nuisance bears in Juneau this summer." Luckily this nuisance bear knew when to stop being a nuisance!