The Race War on Christmas sparked by Megyn Kelly's claim that Santa Claus is a white man was settled once and for all the way all truly ridiculous debates should be: In a wrestling ring.
Last night's WWE Raw pit a black "Good Santa" (Mark Henry) against a white "Bad Santa" (Damien Sandow) in the ultimate holy fight for the very soul of Christmas.
After Bad Santa threatened to cancel the holiday and make the children of the world work for their gifts, Good Santa stepped in to restore order with a few choice props and a roundhouse kick to the face.
God bless us, every one.
[video via WWE]