Gas Explosions Ignite Barge InfernoS

A series of giant explosions on two barges filled with natural gas have left three in critical condition in Mobile, Alabama. The explosions occurred adjacent to the disabled, shit-encrusted Carnival Triumph, currently being repaired in Mobile.

"It literally sounded like bombs going off around," Alan Waugh, a witness, told the AP. "The sky just lit up in orange and red." The barges, owned by Kirby Inland Marine, will be allowed to burn out, but officials don't know how long that will take.

The direct cause of the explosions is unknown, but it likely is related to the black magick'd curse of the Hell Cruise Triumph, floating ominously across the river.

[AP | Fox10]