Oh my god, it says here that yoga is the new golf! You have to do it with your bosses to move up the corporate ladder, and that's coming from a lady who "advises the 'top 0.5 percent' of companies worldwide!" Yoga's out of control—more! Nothing will ever be the same!

• Yoga is the new golf.
• Zumba is the new yoga.
• Walking on your hands is the new Zumba.
• Unicycling is the new walking on your hands.
• Tricycling is new unicycling.
• Skimboarding is the new tricycling.
• Water polo is the new skimboarding.
• Polo is the new water polo.
• Golf is the new polo.
• Yoga is the new golf.

[NYP. Photo: Shutterstock]