Casual banter about dogs between morning anchors on Birmingham's CBS 42 turned inadvertently kinky after Gina Redmond kicked the conversation over to meteorologist Mark Prater with a question about his "little wiener."

After Redmond and co-anchor Hauck ad-libbed for a second about their pets — Hauck's got a "big dog" — Redmond decided to get Prater in on this scintillating dog-measuring contest.

"Yeah. Mark has a little wiener," Redmond said, before making it much worse. "Have you ever dressed the wiener up?"

Prater quickly ducked down underneath in desk before realizing that doing so did not, in fact, make him disappear.

He then returned to face the camera in mostly stunned silence, before responding to Redmond's inquiry with the words "long johns."

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