An easy alcoholic-tendencies test: Would you do all the stuff you do drunk if you were sober? If you would, you are either really hardcore, or the English guy in this "Don't Be a Lush" commercial.

If you're like "I would only throw up and punch people and scream and start riots and fuck strangers and pass out when I'm drunk and that's the whole point," well, that's not REALLY HARDCORE, is it?
[via Adrants]