In a twenty-two page complaint filed in a Manhattan federal court, Anton Purisima, 62, is suing everyone from New York City to Kmart to a "Chinese couple" who allegedly took photos of him while he was being treated at a hospital.
The complaint was handwritten and listed the dollar amount he was asking for: two undecillion dollars—a 2 followed by 36 zeros—more money than there is on earth.
According to the New York Post:
His claims include having his middle finger infected and bloodied after being bit by a "rabies-infected" dog on a city bus and then having a "Chinese couple" taking unauthorized photos of him while he was being treated at a local hospital.
In the suit, he claims that "the pain and damages he suffered can't be measured in money and are, therefore, 'priceless.'"
Also being sued in the case is café chain Au Bon Pain, which seems fair.
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