A downtown magazine is looking for you. Provided, that is, you've been in a coma for the past year, you just woke up, but you haven't had the time to catch up on the news yet. Per the casting call notice:

We're just looking for people that are still partying every weeknight in the city and then out at the clubs in the Hamptons on the weekends. It would ideally be aired once a week over the course of the summer, so maybe 10-12 episodes. It's completely cliché, cheesy, and has been done, but we're kind of aiming to mock ourselves a little bit on this one.

Where's Alex Soros when you need him? [Dealbreaker]