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Epstein Vic Lawyer Promises Live Nude Lawsuits

Epstein Vic Lawyer Promises Live Nude LawsuitsWilliam Unroch, nutty lawyer of alleged Jeffrey Epstein rape victim Maximilia Cordero, insists his client (accused by the New York Post of closet transsexualism) was born a woman. And today he emails New York's Daily Intelligencer to offer a HOT NUDE SETTLEMENT CONFERENCE.

Ms. Cordero will be happy to attend a televised nude settlement conference or celebrity charity benefit nude tea party with Rupert Murdoch and Lucifer Carne if the NY Post feels this would clear up the matter. Both Ms Cordero and Mr. Murdoch can appear nude and state their positions on this matter of grave public concern.

Is he maybe the best lawyer ever? Where beginning to think so! This must be strategy 112!

'Ms. Cordero Will be Happy to Attend a Televised Nude Settlement Conference' [NYM]

Earlier: A Letter From The Epstein Accuser's Lawyer

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