Alyssa Milano's Sex Tape Is the Most Hard-Hitting Sex Tape Yet

So an Alyssa Milano sex tape has finally leaked.

Okay, so maybe "leaked" isn't the right word. More like, "intentionally distributed by the actress herself."

But still, a sex tape is a sex tape.

Okay, so maybe this sex tape isn't at all like other sex tapes, but at least Alyssa Milano gets naked in it.

Okay, so maybe Alyssa Milano doesn't get naked in it, but at least we get a concise history of the Syrian civil war and why we should care about it.

That's pretty hot, right?

[screengrab via Funny or Die]