In the grand tradition of "American [Noun]" movies comes this new (and apparently real) documentary, American Blogger, the trailer for which is above. You will notice that its "American bloggers" are almost exclusively attractive, well-lit women.

Will this movie, as it claims, "change the way you see an entire industry?" I'm sure it will. Because the American bloggers I know—with a handful of notable exceptions—look like row after row of pale, unattractive men in a dimly lit space.

"American Blogger?" Yeah Right.

Don't believe the hype.

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