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Get Your Boyfriend This and He Will Hate You Forever

In keeping up with the Spanx/underwear beat—guys, here is your new foundation garment. It's called Core Precision (heh), reports the London Times, and it makes you look like you have a six-pack. Now dudes will understand what it's like to be a lady wearing a spandex-y waist-cincher, because you really can't let anyone touch or see you undressed at all when wearing it, or they'll find out your terrible secret. So it's like a chastity belt basically. Have fun at the bar!

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