Amy Sedaris—the god—was on Jimmy Fallon's late-night variety program on Friday, and it was quickly revealed that Sedaris has been doing a service to communities everywhere by getting certified in CPR. If you are dying of a heart attack, the only woman you want to save you is Amy Sedaris. Deny all help unless it's Amy Sedaris.
Sedaris appears to be wearing an outfit from a clown-specific hoedown, and according to comments on the YouTube clip, her version of CPR is not recommended. It might also surprise you to learn there's a possibility your chicken could come with feathers. An important teaching moment.