Fresh off the pseudo-legitimization of their Kanye West-Kim Kardashian "backshots" sex pictures, MediaTakeout is touting "EARTH-SHATTERING SUPER EXCLUSIVE" photos of "two celebs... getting some BOOTY LOVE!!!"
But whose booty, and whose love? MTO will announce their identities "later." Here are my guesses:
- President Obama and Miley Cyrus
- Tiger Woods and Princess Diana
- Jay-Z and Angela Merkel
- Blue Ivy and Angela Merkel
- Marion Barry and Nicki Minaj
- Nicki Minaj and "Roman"
- Two Bachelor contestants you've never heard of
- Kanye West and an extremely high-quality blow-up doll
- MediaTakeout founder Fred Mwangaguhunga and the personification of pageviews
Who do YOU think it's going to be? Join the thrilling guessing game in the comments. [MTO]
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