Jeff Toobin: CNN Legal Analyst
Orientation: Straight, married but fascinated with swing voters
Turn ons: An alleged "anal fixation," propositioning strangers, the thrill of the chase. ("The woman says Toobin 'really chased me for a while. He called me at the office and left several sick messages.'")
Turn offs: Look out for sensitivity about the love child he had with apparent mistress Casey Greenfield (daughter of CBS News analyst's Jeff Greenfield), whom he is now battling in family court.
How to seduce: Meet Toobin at a party. Sidle up and whisper sweet nothings about your sphincters into his ear.