• By Joshua Stein
    Jul 18, 2007 12:40 PM 11,436
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    In-N-Out-N-NYC?

    As Eater mentions, plutocrat magazine Departures recently ran a story on burgers in which it is written "Los Angeles burger haven In-N-Out is rumored to be planning a New York debut, but burgers have already taken the city by storm." Never has an independent introductory clause packed such a punch. Calls to In-N-Out corporate HQ weren't returned so we turned for guidance to In-N-Out's favorite book, the Bible.

    We find ample confirmation in Jeremiah 17:19, which sayeth:

    This is what the LORD said to me: "Go and stand at the gate of the people, through which the kings of Judah go in and out; stand also at all the other gates of Jerusalem. Say to them, 'Hear the word of the LORD, O kings of Judah and all people of Judah and everyone living in Jerusalem who come through these gates.
    Okay, so look for an In-N-Out to pop up either the base of the Holland Tunnel or the George Washington Bridge.



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