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    In Allah's name, we are everlastingly grateful to have, thus far, been spared the litigious wrath of Judith Regan and Dan Rather. We also have only our friends and colleagues to thank for the fact that this year, we were not caught driving drunk with a 23-year-old woman on our lap. But perhaps most of all, we are thankful for the concrete comfort of New York, where nothing like this could ever possibly befall us.